Rye

designing and writing things. not really here much

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@heshie I was in Dollar Tree the other day and something was $3 like HOW

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@mattgraham @heroku So kind of you Matt! Very happy to be teaming up 🎉

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I ordered a tostada with a side of pintos and cheese (as I’ve done for years) and Taco Bell gave me this…deconstructed tostada kit? I see your self-order kiosks and I raise you DIY fast food

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@ericfritz THE GNOME DEMON HOPES YOU HAVE A PLEASANT STAY

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the worst of the seasons is upon us

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started getting my Rx via @costplusdrugs and (aside from being so much cheaper and better than $oldpharmacy) the best part is mistakenly thinking Mark Cuban himself is fulfilling my order with every email

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Lord of the Rings in 2001 trying to warn us about the future

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@heshie @united I must have been on a printer-less plane, we had to taxi all the way back to the gate for missing documents once

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COACH'S…??? guide to using Comic Sans?

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I'm speaking at INDUSTRY: The Product Conference this September with @bukkyadebayo 🎉 we're talking about finding product-market fit and I can guarantee very compelling slides feat. ducks and cats.

use the code SPEAKER200 to get $200 off @ https://t.co/6Vc1Cc86I8

#INDUSTRYconf

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every time I turn off assisted cruise control

https://t.co/dgiHlDf2d3

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quite possibly the worst upsell in the history of upsells

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I have found the all-consuming hobby I needed and it is trying to calibrate my printer with my monitor

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finally, a retailer…condemning? consumption

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Technically my AI manicure took months, but I finally DID get my nails painted by a robot

https://t.co/D90rbE8vFr

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It took this long to finally get a choose-your-own-calorie donut

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this is a dog who has seen things

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oh wait,
c) you cannot solicit building management and/or Karen

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do we think this means
a) building managers and a specific Karen cannot solicit here
b) Karen is signing off with the classic “building management” line

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so, uh…who is the target demographic here?