Ryan Fine

I like beer and tacos.

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

2 years ago I had no idea what or where I was going with my life. Funny how one life can change your entire world.

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

I’m not going to drink tonight
I’m not going to drink tonight
I’m not going to drink tonight
I’m not going to drink tonight
I’m not going to drink tonight

1am:

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

Ok...

RETWEET THIS TWEET FOR $5,000

More going to charity.

I love you. #MambaMentality

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[sounds of a life-and-death struggle in the next room]

Me: What's going on in there?!

9-year-old: We're getting dressed.

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

@mscelinalina Yeah but you’ll be feelin great in all that new nike swag!

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

90% of my time spent driving home is yelling “turn your damn brights off!” at everyone only to realize my brights are still on.

[Los Lakers @LosLakers]

24. 8.
Gracias, @trailblazers.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Coach announced that their team manager would dress out for the team on Senior Night.⁣
⁣
This is what he did and the gym went crazy 🙌 (via @coachswhite)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your mom forgot her fanny pack and you have to watch the whole mudding championship without any Mountain Dew

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me after daylights saving

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

At the grocery store

Cashier: Wow you must be feeding a lot of mouths today.

Me: Yeah I live with triplet boys actually.

C: Wow that must be a challenge RAISING three boys that are all the same age.

You have no idea lady....

[dante @dmainy_13]

bro you didnt have to hit it this hard 🥺

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

The older I get the more I think everything is bullshit.

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

If it’s snowing already does that mean I can watch Elf?

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

So apparently they bring a therapy dog around all the departments on Wednesday AND ITS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Yep

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

I really hate when I’m reading definitions of words but I need more definitions to understand the big words in the definition. 🤔

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

@Robbiejf18 Every days a nap day.

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

@melissa_frost57 That’s now the only correct measurement for how much better 🍻

[Ryan Fine @ryfinee]

Drinking after day shift <<<< Drinking after night shift