Rylan X

[Daniel @VoteLewko]

Drug enforcement in Australia:
1) If you bring a bottle of melatonin pills you bought at Costco in America into Sydney airport you are basically Pablo Escobar.
2) If you have the sniffles and want a box of the good Sudafed from the pharmacy you have to hand over your driver's licence. And you're only allowed one box.
3) If you want cheap ciggies or a bag of cocaine? Or your teenage daughter wants a vape? No problem. A Muslim crime gang associate can deliver direct to your door.

We are a deeply unserious country.

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@WhosFibbing @nzlander46 @FreedomAus80100 @napoleonbusch2 Wrong again. Try Melbourne, Australia?!

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@kirchho @EliYumnik @MakisMedicine Come back to me with your “facts”when you or a loved one is told there are no further options and you’ll be dead in 6 months. Hmmm, I wonder if you’d give it a shot.

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@defigirlxoxo @MakisMedicine You’ve obviously never been dying and out of options. I believe your fixation on the details will change in an instant if you ever do find yourself in that position. Perhaps you should look into the background of why he may not have a license before making your “clever” comments.

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@EatAPickle916 @JohnDoeX928 @RealJamesWoods That is not the Bondi shooter

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@Pam154383399865 @CoffindafferFBI This, exactly this!!!

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@yankeewally2 I am thrilled to hear your voice again!! So glad you are back. ☺️❤️

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@SimonBarnard18 @chris_ab23 @PenFarthing Then maybe it would be a good idea to keep your negative thoughts to yourself (from your safe home while he is in a war zone).

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@LowkystSwarm @David_R_Morgan Physically In Mentally Out

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@cedarsjwsurvey OMG this is adorable. Happy Birthday Jessica, I hope you had an amazing party. 🥳

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

🤣🤣

[Mark O'Donnell @Mark_J_ODonnell]

While the #CoronavirusPandemic continues to rage, the Jehovah's Witness Organization offers nothing to justify its 501(c)(3) charity status. Instead, it has issued another reminder that members are banned from a possible #COVIDー19 plasma treatment!

https://t.co/vyAQW8FSk8

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@Henry42219586 @riannewiesje @jasonmwynne Oh Henry, how embarrassing for you. 😳

[Brad Hazzard @BradHazzard]

Pls STOP! Calm common sense would tell us if some individuals were not buying excessive numbers of toilet rolls... there would be no problem. Don’t make it difficult for the vulnerable, elderly, people with disabilities to find basic necessities. ⁦@NSWHealth⁩

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The Jehovah’s Witnesses have refused three times in court to turn over a database containing the names of every known child abuser in their American congregations https://t.co/Hkcs6KzNrp

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

his owner drove happily down the street. And the excuse “it’s not my Ute I didn’t realise the lead was too long” doesn’t cut it. It is your responsibility to ensure the safety of your animal. I am heart sick....

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

To all who transport your dogs in the back of utes, I BEG of you to PLEASE ensure they are properly secured. Having them tied in means NOTHING if the lead is too long! My daughter and I will forever have the image of the beautiful greyhound hanging from the back of the Ute while

[Rylan X @rylan_x]

@AlexLeveris @lori_dicola @jasonmwynne We’ve been in the “last days” for over 100 years. And you shouldn’t need to be told by 8 old dudes in Warwick to be a humble, good person.

[Sarah Doran @sarahisnothere]

FOUND: A lost unicorn at Heathrow Airport Terminal 2. Lost & Found was closed so they’re currently safe & sound in a temporary London home. Seems very well loved so would love to reunite with owner if possible. RTs appreciated! Can we make some magic happen?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please RT this beautiful and tragically accurate animation.