Ryland Van Beuren

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[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

@BRO_REN21 yeah bro, it’s nuts. it’s costing some of my clients an extra $25K-$35K for their new house builds

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

@newscientist hahah wow you heard it here first

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

@budweiserusa @Budweiser #PupweiserContest #Pupweiser

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

me rn https://t.co/V1Y5ZU5mF5

[Roshana 🦴 @RoshanaMN]

For all affected:

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

bc it's like they went to store and picked out a disease to have...good grief, show some compassion for those who don't have it as easy! https://t.co/PfHuZMdHTZ

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Should NHS limit spending on treatments for rare diseases? https://t.co/CFkRv26FKS

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

there's gonna be so much of his damage to clean up after four years😞

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

i wish cold toilet seats on all the mean ppl in the world

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

almost grabbed some wine and headed over

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/FRHFQszaf9

[Tw1tterPicasso @Tw1tterPicasso]

@iLikeCaliDonks fan art

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

it's days like today that remind why I waste my forever ticking life clock checking other people's snapchat stories

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

i absolutely love when ppl use their turn signal after theyre already turning bc thats exactly what its for #butactuallyfuckyou #fuckyoualot

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

mi gusta

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

expensive ass massage :/ doesnt even feel that gud

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

@Tw1tterPicasso does chewbacca have a human like dick or one of those dog red rocket things?

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

oh my god😂😂😭😭 https://t.co/IxExCjjCKm

[Tw1tterPicasso @Tw1tterPicasso]

@Iilcanon fan art

[Ryland Van Beuren @rylandredvb]

asked a old lady if she wants an extra bag for her salamis at work today &she told me to just slip the sausage in &then winked at me #awyeah

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

Him: why you still single?

Me: