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how does one “adult”

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“Cotton Candy Color Combination”

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“If you don’t suck a puff, the puff gets stuck”

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“You run from the dark, that’s why it chases you”

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“I’m not a hot mess…I’m a side quest disaster”

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“Call of duty players and people who are nickleback fans are the exact same. Said what I said.”

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“Oh sorry for my friend…was she being honest again?”

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“Oh thank god, you’re just crazy. Not into me”

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Have your friends write in your journal.

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“Yoh wanna drop that hero and get with this zero???”

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“My therapist says I have ‘a big beautiful brain’”

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“With peace and love, go effff yourself”

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Peek adulthood? Paying your rent, getting your hair done & and drinking wine all at the same time

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“You need to take your dog to NASA NOW!!!! They will help him be better”
bro what 😂😂😂😂

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“The same boiling water that makes the egg hard, makes the potato soft”

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“And all of a sudden I’m in the ceiling cleaning”

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“Your life has more ups and downs than a roller coaster” lol

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“I got my naval pierced at a creed concert one time!!!”

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“Corn fed those titties”