ryley shipton

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

The names employ, employ must wash their hands

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Find me a brewery that won’t sell me a shirt I dare ya

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

“Shoot it”
- Mariska Hargitay

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Has anyone seen Jason’s range finder ?

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Taking a waymo down this dirt road on a Friday night drinking beer

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

What’s going on everybody for first we feast. I’m Sean Evans for first we feast and you’re watching hot ones the show with real hot questions and Michelob ultra that are only 90 calories

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

I realize I have a prescription to ozempic but Michelobs only have 90 calories

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Business casual, dress pants and a Creed shirt

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I realize it’s 9am but michelobs only have 90 calories

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

1.Jesus
2.Copenhagen
3. Lynyrd Skynyrd

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Breaking news: Jason Wozniak found downtown Calgary Alberta donating old Marner jerseys to homeless individuals.

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Just dropped 100 bucks on touch tunes who wants to hang out

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

@LucasStrat3 Dip flavoured milk

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Pending transaction between Jason Wozniak and an extremely inappropriate tweet. Multiple picks involved.

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Per @frank_seravalli

Lukiss stotwoleeyak is a game time decision tonight as he is recovering from a lower rib removal surgery.

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Cowboys announcing they are only allowing men with sunny and 72 hats with massive muscles.

Confirmed via @FriedgeHNIC : @LucasStrat3 was not allowed in

Will continue following

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

“I think i’m gonna drink tonight” Jared Connelly’s old neighbour

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

Why doesn’t TouchTunes offer big bootie mixes as an option @TouchTunes @twofriendsmusic

[ryley shipton @ryleys_29]

“All I wanna do is golf everyday and listen to live music” culshy clapman