I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
I’ll never forget this one guy I dated back in the day. In the middle of sexy time, I decided to go on top. And that man looked right to my tits and yelled Boom shakalaka. Nobody has been able to do better than that!
This presser is fucking insane.
Trump threatened to target Iranian electricity production and “hit them so hard that nobody can ever rebuild in that location”
That’s not a thing. Even if we nuked them.
He also said we’re bombing Iran to help China. Batshit crazy.
"He seems to have had no idea that the Gulf would be a target. … He professed that Iran’s attacks on American allies were 'probably the biggest surprise'—despite the fact that just about every country in the region had warned that Iran would surely attack them in retaliation."
@Angry_Staffer@u2_randy So, according to Trump, Iran surrendered to its neighbors, but it's going to get bombed to hell until it actually surrenders, and it's so thoroughly defeated that Trump is now going to bomb never-before-considered targets b/c that's what one does to a thoroughly defeated enemy??