Ryan Jordan

Magician / technician / moonlighting musician at Gypsy

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At this point, the most I have to look forward to is when the term "social distancing" will first appear in NYTXW. Maybe a rebus?? @NYTimesWordplay @rexparker

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@thresh Hey Dennis, trying to email you as I am casting for a commercial in SF. Do you mind dm'ing me your email address?

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@toph_bbq hey can you DM me your email? trying to reach out about a paid shoot in SF

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@lizzo It's clearly Lizzards with two Zs 🦎🦎🦎🦎 #lizzards

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@united drops the ball on hundreds of people after canceling flight due to mechanical issues, reinstating flight, boarding passengers, then recanceling due to "crew rest issues." This is the hopelessly long and understaffed customer service line. @HuffPost @CBSNews

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@spicytinaa 😣😣😣

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@RadicandLab wow terrible interview, GREG MUST BE STOPPED

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@10secondferrari the spelling of bologna is baloney

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@10secondferrari "twitter is coming back guyzzzz truss me on this!

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@10secondferrari so apparently

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@10secondferrari do anyone use twitter anymore tho?

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@10secondferrari more like FAT and loose #ho

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@svennnni nice! http://t.co/yKi8hblEXl but like, why haven't you played me back on Britney?

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I can only listen to 90's Garbage and Sky Ferreira these days.

[Busta Rhymes @BustaRhymes]

Thank u 2 my brother @funkmasterflex 4 STANDING TALL WITH HOW HE REPPED THE MY LEGACY AND MY NEW SINGLE #TWERKIT prod. By @Pharrell KKRAZZY!

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"They're like Inez and Vinoodh of Los Gatos."

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Find myself saying: "...if I had to create a commercial for the city of Paris on a twenty thousand dollar budget to an American audience..."

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Oh this song?? It's Sigur Rós for Target...

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It seems like every song I listen to on iTunes, I'm checking to make sure that I have options > +100% turned on.

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@skyferreira channeling something else: http://t.co/qVvN1X9c