Ryan Smith

T-21 girldad, hockey and baseball fan, proponent of human progression.

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Whenever I read a tweet, I first read it as Morgan Freeman and then as Forrest Gump to see if I should take it seriously or not.

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@LostDarling @Dan_from_wntzvl @kylegriffin1 I think the reference is that he may have raped them when they were 12 to 15... not in an official capacity.

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@officer_Lew That's only like 1 for every 13 precincts. Is this really news?

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@officer_Lew Soooo.... where's the baby? Shouldn't it have arrived by now?

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@BillPlaschke For a sports writer, you sure don't know who a lot of players are, including a pair of gold glovers and a couple of all-stars.

Did you get assigned here from the crime desk because the sports guy was sick? Your lack of knowledge is what is criminal.

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@Janabw81 So with 1.3 million personnel, everyone gets $100?

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@SenTedCruz There is no crisis in college sports... just another distraction to protect pedophiles, eh Ted?

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@GollyGravy @SenTedCruz Undocumented immigrants cannot access government funds, but they do pay into them.

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@SenTedCruz Pretty sure the Republicans havd the power here, but we all know that you want to protect pedophiles.

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@SenTedCruz Just another way to protect pedophiles, eh Ted?

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@SenTedCruz @marklevinshow Is this how you protect pedophiles, Ted?

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@SenTedCruz How did they get guns, Ted?

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@CanadiensMTL, are you guys going to start sharing stuff on BlueSky, or should I start following a different team... lots of us don't use this Xitter anymore and are missing out on stuff.

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@AppleTV @Brewers @Reds So Alejandro Kirk has one of the slowest sprint speeds in baseball and steals his first base last night... and the only footage you have is of him standing up on the base?

That's bush league. Can't afford a 2nd camera, or did he catch you sleeping, too?

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@BlueJays Is this the ONLY video of him stealing? Can Apple not afford to power two cameras at the same time?

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@CanadiensMTL, are you guys going to finally use your BlueSky account?

The Avalanche have started building a following, and you don't have a single post.

Are you just lazy, or is it too hard to post in multiple places?

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@NautJa @SportsnetPR @Sportsnet He hate-watches the Habs. Do you never watch any games he colours?

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@SportsnetPR @Sportsnet Is there any way you switch out Garry Galley for... anybody else?

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@LeafsfanEst1991 @AdamWylde The next deal promises fewer blackouts if you read the press release.

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@jtbourne Didn't you say Suzuki is the 25th best centre in the league a few days ago?

It was a bad take then, and it's a horrible take now.

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@fresh931 Reba was Kelly Clarkson's Mother-in-law, so guessing it wasn't her.