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[KING @ryry_king]

@Chelsearory

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

someone complaining about the jackass float at pride and i was like jackass has always been for the gays and someone else goes DAMN RIGHT. it was steveo lmao

[KING @ryry_king]

@Ohmatis @FrankEra_ @ue_shm The window doesn’t open for 7 more days and we’ve already signed a player

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

If you weren't watching United in late 2015, you will never understand the hype. We were playing dreadful sideways football under LVG but boy did he give a lot of youngsters minutes. He really had us believing Borthwick Jackson and Guillermo Varela were our long-term fullback pairing for the next decade😂. His crossing technique was so pure it belonged in a museum. His crossing accuracy in 2015/16 was genuinely higher than half the starting left backs in the Premier League right now. He was putting it on a plate every single game

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

[Nick @CraneLoL]

Anyone else in the UK just casually being woken up by the most intense thunderstorm they've ever seen?

[Baftey🥷🏾 @akokc_davido]

repost if you think Bruno’s 21 assists is bigger than arsenal’s EPL trophy

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK heat got me starfishing on my bed stark bollock naked with a £12 Tesco fan blowing air that feels like someone sighing on me

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[JPC @jpxan71]

Lee Anderson stroking it like a cunt

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The head coach of Manchester United: @Carras16 ❤️

[Bertrude Magooglepop @magooglepop]

Michael Carrick being appointed as new permanent manager for Manchester United is getting more media coverage and attention from the public than Arsenals first PL win in over 20 years

When you’re big, you’re big

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

❤️‍🔥 One of our own.

Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Imagine not playing him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

You Are Not On Loan

[anthony musa @anthonydmusa]

This will make a fine addition to my collection

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

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Tipping culture
Very high toilet water
Guns being sold in a supermarket
Ability to supersize things
The concept of Jaywalking
Vacation days
Tax not included in final prices of goods
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