someone complaining about the jackass float at pride and i was like jackass has always been for the gays and someone else goes DAMN RIGHT. it was steveo lmao
🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!
Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.
Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.
Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.
If you weren't watching United in late 2015, you will never understand the hype. We were playing dreadful sideways football under LVG but boy did he give a lot of youngsters minutes. He really had us believing Borthwick Jackson and Guillermo Varela were our long-term fullback pairing for the next decade😂. His crossing technique was so pure it belonged in a museum. His crossing accuracy in 2015/16 was genuinely higher than half the starting left backs in the Premier League right now. He was putting it on a plate every single game
Michael Carrick being appointed as new permanent manager for Manchester United is getting more media coverage and attention from the public than Arsenals first PL win in over 20 years
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