basedryan

born to lose. dying to win.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

The problem today is people don't cherish good people. They use them.

[M @_trillissa]

Bartender: “a single or a double?”
Me:

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

he is committing a federal offense

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i forgot to check myself now i have wrecked myself

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Shittttt I get it man I’d hate me too

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i need to ruin my life about this

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

"It's unfortunate that this has happened.

No. It's fortunate that this has happened and I've remained unharmed." — Marcus Aurelius

[Ricky Pearsall @S1ickSzn]

I’m back…😈

“The LORD longs to be gracious to you; therefore He will rise up to show you compassion. For the LORD is a God of justice. Blessed are all who wait for Him!”

Isaiah 30:18

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile because one will see you later, and one will fucking kill you on site

[SLIMESTER @_slimesito]

One day I’ll disappear n you’ll never see my face again !

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Now live https://t.co/hw3RYFJMvy

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

????????

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Nancy Pelosi has just announced that she will be stepping down as leader of House Democrats.

She will be pursuing a career as a full-time day trader.

[♱ @kiIIjohnlennon]

need this exact shirt with the lyrics to digits by young thug

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

His ass is NOT playing football 😭

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Scammin is at a all time high

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

every gator goes to heaven every monarch goes to hell