Ryan 💙

Contains: Humor, Quick witted jokes and alot of nonsense. Packaged in a protective atmosphere. Store in a cool, dry place.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

A Nurse can buy a single sandwich for £3 in the hospital cafeteria and she has to pay.

An MP can get British Beef and potato paprika goulash for £3.19 and then make you pay.

They also get free parking and Nurses pay £1300.

I know who deserves a pay rise.

[NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS]

Today is the start of the Conservative Party Conference

It's important to remember that the only way we can save our NHS is by voting to get rid of the Tories

If you're ready to fight for the NHS with us give us a follow and reply with a 💙. #OurNHS

[Keep Our NHS Public @keepnhspublic]

😡😡😡BREAKING NEWS

KONP coach heading for Manchester, stopped by the police who had ‘reason to believe they were going to disrupt the Tory party conference’

Just WOW!

Please RT to spread the word, that legitimate protest is dead under the Tories

[NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS]

It feels like (X) Twitter has been blocking people from following us

We've been stuck at 132,000 followers for ages

Maybe the fight to save the NHS isn't important for Elon Musk but it is for us

If you see this please RT and give us a follow

[Hanno Klausmeier @HannoKlausmeier]

Some people are against E cars because they critizise mining of lithium etc.

Well those people should think again.

[Greg Jackson @g__j]

People who sell gas are saying "almost no role for hydrogen in heating".

97% of the world's hydrogen is dirty, polluting

& we will need H2 for industry, perhaps aviation.

It's mad to think about burning it to heat homes. And worse to think about putting up bills to pay for it.

[Greg Jackson @g__j]

Producing green hydrogen in the Uk will use 6x more electricity than heat pumps.

If they mean blue hydrogen, it’s made from gas and costs loads more than gas.

Actual science.

Btw- 97% of the worlds hydrogen is currently grey - trashing the climate. Maybe they should sort that

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Dorries has both resigned and not resigned. She's like Schrodinger's Gobshite.

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

BREAKING NEWS!
Government Ministers say that they are expecting supplies of tomatoes to ketchup with demand by the end of the month…

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

Seriously, what kind of person sees a pandemic killing thousands of people and their first thought is “I bet I can make a quick buck off this”?

Literally the scum of the earth!

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

Just a reminder, the “record NHS funding” includes the billions spent on dodgy PPE, tests, and test and trace contracts…money the NHS never saw.

Genius really. Artificially inflate the NHS budget, take the money for your mates, and then use it as an excuse to let the NHS fail.

[Everything Electric @Everyth1ngElec]

There are many perfectly understandable excuses not to own an electric car.
There are many perfectly understandable excuses not to own a car at all.
There are also many critically important reasons NOT to burn billions of tons fossil without a second thought.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Tipping a portion of chips onto a baking tray. Then adding a few more just in case. Then a few more for luck. Then just one more. Then putting the empty bag in the bin.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

So it turns out Boris Johnson has actually got one thing right…

[Ryan 💙 @ryz1620]

@EEAST_CSpencer @boconline Just in case anyone was looking for the android version https://t.co/ynbQTou9YR

[Jakub Krupa @JakubKrupa]

Longest serving senior UK officials (in days) -

King Charles III 36
Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng 38 (sacked)
Prime Minister Liz Truss 38

Larry The Cat 4,290

[Keith Frankish @keithfrankish]

There once was a PM called Truss
Whose policies caused quite a fuss
But instead of departing
She called Mr Kwarteng
And pushed the bloke under a bus

[Tommy Sheppard @TommySheppard]

Buy a new kettle and save £10 on your £3,549 energy bill, says Johnson.

The Tories just don’t get it. Never have, never will. #YouYesYet?