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[Skip Bayless @RzSkipbayless]

Many might find the Raiders’ coaching perplexing, but the simple mind cannot comprehend this level of complexity. They’re playing chess, not checkers. Hold the line!

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The Eagles just BODY-SLAMMED the Bills who were probably expecting an easy win. After that beatdown, I don’t expect the Bills’ coach to meddle in other organizations’ business again. Sometimes a good whooping is the best silencer.

[RZ M27 Arizona Cardinals @BPs_AZCards_RZ]

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! Outmatched, outcoached, outmanned, and outschemed .... the Eagles were somehow able to defeat the Bills. A team ran by a much more aware, knowledgeable, and business-savy front office and cosching staff. How is this possible from a team that's ran so poorly?

[Skip Bayless @RzSkipbayless]

@RZ_QBCritic Absolutely, couldn’t agree more. Daniel Jones should spend less time lobbying for offseason help and more time in the film room. He’s on pace for an abysmal 30+ interceptions this season. Can’t ride Saquon’s coattails forever. Do your job!

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My sources just sent me an image that Daniel Jones has apparently been sending to Giants’ President VC, desperately nagging for some offensive help this offseason.

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Setting aside my brief Twitter spat with the Bucs’ beat writer, who has a disclosed mental disability, I have to say the team is doing well. But the upcoming matchups against the Titans and 49ers will be the real litmus test. Then we’ll know if they’re contenders or pretenders.

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Rumors of Coach Chapstick saying Bosa will hit free agency are WAY overblown. Bosa isn’t going anywhere, folks. Let’s chalk up the coach’s comments to momentary frustration from his availability. I expect Bosa to make a BIG impact when it really counts—in the playoffs!

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Really liking what I’m seeing from the Bengals this season. Just 2 losses, and both were nail-biters—one even without Burrow. The Chiefs and Chargers are hogging all the spotlight in AFC, but don’t sleep on those Bengals.

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Love the attitude coming from the Bears, but let’s be realistic. Losing star receiver DJ Moore hurts, and I predict Mahomes and his squad will be too much to handle. Justin Fields & Co. will reach that level, but it’s too soon.

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In his introductory press conference, Coach VC seemed fully committed to Daniel Jones as the starter. After Strong’s performance, does Jones still have VC’s unwavering support? Keep your eyes peeled, Giants fans. This could get interesting. #RZ83

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After Daniel Jones gets benched for tossing 3 INTs, Carson Strong steps in and completes 75% of his passes with the Giants only passing TD! Sources say Coach VC brought in Strong due to their Northern CA connection — the QB played HS ball in Vacaville, CA.

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Trading away Justin Jefferson? This could be the Hornets-Kobe trade all over again. Did the Vikings just torpedo their chances of success this cycle? Coach L2D is in the hot seat now, and the spotlight is unforgiving. Only time will reveal the wisdom (or folly) of this move.

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The Jets are making moves, and I like what I’m seeing. Reuniting Rodgers with Adams is a masterstroke. They’re arming Rodgers with all the weapons he needs for a deep playoff run, and I’m not just talking about the AFC East, this could be the year the Jets go the distance.

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I had to double-check your medical history, Chris. I thought you had your spleen removed, not a part of your brain! Dak at 20th? Come on, he’s easily top 5! Are we watching the same games? Your list is more questionable than a Trey Lance throw into triple coverage. #RZ83

[RZ Chris Simms @RZ_ChrisSimms]

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[Skip Bayless @RzSkipbayless]

VC joining the Giants? I’ve heard this song before. New coach, big talk, but it often ends in a whimper. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll believe it when I see it. Until then, Dak and the Cowboys are still the kings of this division. Some chatter isn’t going to change that. #RZ83

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I’m always going to have faith in my Cowboys, but I’m not going to lie – I’m worried about the Eagles. They’re looking strong in camp, and adding Jalen Carter, likely the best defensive player in the draft, to an already potent D-line? That’s bad news for Dak’s health. #RZ83

[RZ M27 Arizona Cardinals @BPs_AZCards_RZ]

EAGLES Camp Notes:
The future is clearly in the hands of our young QB Jalen Hurts. And he's equipped with 2 more game-changers (X-Factors) to target in TE Dallas Goedert and WR AJ Brown. Maturity as a passer and chemistry with his receivers will help catapult this offense.

[Skip Bayless @RzSkipbayless]

I’ve been watching these scrimmages closely, and here’s the scoop: Mahomes continues to shine, making everyone around him better. Kyler is lighting fast. But Trey Lance? Needs to step it up, big time. Meanwhile, Anthony Richardson is looking like the real deal, folks. #RZ83

[Skip Bayless @RzSkipbayless]

The savvy, experienced GMs in this league? They know who rode the short yellow bus to school, and they’ll target those guys first in trade talks. It’s a cutthroat world behind the scenes. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when some of these eyebrow-raising trades are announced. #RZ83

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League offices are gearing up to open in less than a week for trade processing, and my sources are buzzing. Titans, Seahawks, 49ers, Bucs, and Pats all have trades in the works, ready to shake things up. Keep a close eye on these teams! #RZ83

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@RZ_D0NI Trust me, you don’t want this beef. Just ask LeBron what happened in the 2011 Finals when I turned up the heat. Focus on the field, before I bury you

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It’ll be a season to watch with the new stable of coaches, specifically Donald with the Bucs, and maybe VC if he lands an opportunity. Both have been active, talking a big game. But will it be all talk, or will they produce? I’ll be keeping an eye on these guys! #RZ83