biblically accurate angel girl

em-dash enthusiast & spencelle spokesperson | ♏️

[trent @pulleddrone]

“stop vaping on my baby” first of all, this the shit your daddy smoked in vietnam

[biblically accurate angel girl @s0ppphhhi]

the great divide coming out during lesbian visibility week is kind of a hate crime in itself and THEN u have to consider the last of the bugs. like oh!! okay so you want me indisposed

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“that one lesbian pervert friend you try to ignore:” first of all i would never ignore a lesbian pervert friend. so jot that down

[barb ⭐️ @wilmontouch]

imagine your mom DIES and your dad falls into DEPRESSION so you have to RAISE your four brothers despite still being a CHILD then at 19 a girl asks YOU about YOU and suddenly you feel like she INVENTED YOU because until then you hadn’t felt like you EXISTED for NINETEEN YEARS

[alejandro ⁉️ hiatus @futileflorae]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that gay and autistic friend you try to ignore: so each episode is one hour of the shift

[adri @greglucys]

“I’m going to leave my wife,” langdon said, frankly.

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

langdon attempting to let the soft animal of his body love what it loves but robby is trying to trap that soft animal in an inhumane glue trap

[nube @greengentleness]

i can't tell if i'm attracted to him or if i wanna steal his aura or a secret third thing

[alli ☁️ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ivysamortentia]

spencer really had to roleplay in front of his coworkers and then get set on fire. i would’ve handed in my notice

[߷ 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓߷ @robinconline]

New gen sex slang is so violent… crack … backshots … goon … these are words for taking out your ops not for your lover

[biblically accurate angel girl @s0ppphhhi]

@iheblt @heslivie he literally said this is nothing against matthew, idk what other message is getting sent here😭

[🐾 Jackie 🐾 @Hollowgayle]

On today, this 48th anniversary of Jackie Taylor's birth, I would like to remind you all that while her death is a tragedy in many ways, she also lived the teenage dream: Killing herself gruesomely in front of all of her friends to own them one last time after they pissed her off

[ethel cain struggles @TheCainStruggle]

Cooking our brains smoking that shit your daddy somked in vietnam

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

Vanilla is a miracle of a flavor and the way we as a society have diminished it to boring is spoiled little brat behavior. And don’t even get me started on what we’ve done to the concept of having normal loving sex

[vivian @blewmarine]

can i come over and have some paper to draw on

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo