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Our Co-founder & COO @messerer_theo on the Voice AI opportunity.
• A $100B+ market by 2030.
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• Explosive growth in assistants, call centers, healthcare, robotics.
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⚠️ NEW FARA FILING
Meet Alexandra Rittenberg.
Israel just added a 25-year-old solidcore Pilates coach as a subcontractor to its $9 MILLION influence campaign targeting American Gen Z.
FARA Short Form #7649.
Filed April 13, 2026.
Received by DOJ April 16, 2026.
She is listed as a SUBCONTRACTOR to Brad Parscale's Clock Tower X LLC, which is registered as a foreign agent for the State of Israel via Havas Media Germany.
Her "primary business address" on the federal filing is a rented mailbox at a Parcel Plus in Alexandria, VA.
Her actual day jobs:
• Client Strategy at Convergence Media (Mike Shields, former RNC Chief of Staff)
• Strategic Partners & Media (GOP firm, clients include Hogan and Stefanik)
• solidcore fitness coach in Ballston, Arlington
She is 25. Born 2000. University of Kentucky grad.
Why her? The contract demanded it.
Clock Tower X's Statement of Work requires 80% of content targeted at Gen Z across TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and podcasts. Minimum 50 million impressions per month. Integration into Salem Media Network (Parscale is Chief Strategy Officer there).
Israel needed a native Gen Z operator with GOP political media credentials and a pre-built fitness influencer footprint.
They found one.
The original contract was $6M through December 31, 2025. Israel added $3M and Rittenberg filed in April 2026. That is a 50% budget increase and a calendar extension. The campaign is scaling, not winding down.
This is one Short Form. There are more coming.
Full breakdown and primary source documents:
https://t.co/3iM2SS2yOq
a Palantir data scientist saw my trading terminal from across a hotel lobby in manhattan
i had my laptop open. wasn't hiding it. entropy gauge pulsing. cryo scanner running. live P&L climbing.
she was checking in. stopped mid-sentence at the front desk. walked over.
"that's a signal intelligence grid. who do you work for"
i told her i don't work for anyone. i built this with Claude Opus 4.7 and one GitHub repo.
she sat down on the couch next to me.
"i build these for defense clients. anomaly detection. propagation analysis. entity clustering. we charge seven figures annually"
she asked to see the screen. i turned the laptop.
the cryo scanner had just frozen a market. entropy below 1.86. price flat. volume dead.
but underneath three fresh wallets were accumulating the same obscure contract. Platinum $12. nobody trades platinum on Polymarket.
"that's a latent coordination detector. we have a classified version. yours is running on what?"
$25 a month. Claude plus a VPS.
she didn't respond to that.
i told her Opus 4.7 built the whole system from this:
https://t.co/oJsuSEkZsS
29,500 stars. agentic coding framework. multi-agent orchestration. skill system. plugin architecture.
i gave it one prompt friday night: build 8 parallel detectors for prediction market anomalies
it read the framework. spawned sub-agents for each detector. entropy. mempool. topology. propagation. cluster analysis. flow pressure. oracle lag. cryo freeze.
live by saturday morning. first trade by noon.
she pointed at the topology map.
"you're tracking price deltas across four platforms simultaneously. Polymarket. Kalshi. Betfair. oracle feeds. in real time"
i nodded.
"with latency under 200 milliseconds"
31ms on the Polymarket API. 54ms on oracle. 14ms on chain.
copy mirror tracking 6 positions:
> NK summit deal +$788. entropy signal.
> Lunar gateway +$918. cluster signal.
> Typhoon Pacific +$889. mempool signal.
> BTC 150K Mar +$661. topo signal.
> ECB cut Dec +$587. propagation signal.
> AMZN split +$721. cryo signal.
516 trades. 78% win rate. avg hold 3h. sharpe 2.86.
+$19,796 from $1,400 seed. 4 weeks.
copytrade setup here: https://t.co/PTZuvexxtE
she closed my laptop lid halfway and looked at me.
"we bill $1.2M a year for a system that does less than this"
i said i know.
she handed me her card.
"when your AI builds something for defense let me know"
it already did. she just saw it on a prediction market instead.
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🚨⚡️ PRESIDENT PUTIN SETS A RED LINE:
"Palestine first!" 🇷🇺🇵🇸
Vladimir Putin makes a stand:
"Russia will not join any "Board of Peace" unless the rights of the Palestinian people are fully guaranteed under UN resolutions.
"
Key Highlights:
- No compromise on Palestinian sovereignty and long-term stability.
- Russia pledges $1 BILLION for peace in Gaza and the Middle East—funded directly from Russian assets frozen by the US!
- "We share a special and historic relationship with the Palestinian people."
-: Putin isn't just joining the table; he’s setting the terms. 🌍🔥
🚨 THE WORLDWIDE COLLAPSE IS COMING IN 2026
And it won’t start with a headline.
It will start with liquidity.
On Dec 31, the New York Fed had to pump a RECORD $74.6 BILLION overnight through the Standing Repo Facility.
Now read the detail that matters.
Banks posted $43.1B in MBS and only $31.5B in Treasuries.
That is not normal behavior in a “calm” market.
It tells you they needed cash, and the Fed had to take the collateral.
At the same time, lenders parked $106B in the Fed reverse repo.
So some desks were begging for cash, while other desks were hiding cash.
That is stress. Not bullish.
Now look at China.
PBOC injected 1.02 TRILLION yuan in 7 day reverse repos on Dec 31, right after 312.5B the day before.
Same week vibes, different flag.
Here is the simple takeaway.
When the US and China both have to inject liquidity, it is not “bullish”.
It is the plumbing failing quietly.
And when the plumbing tightens, the chain reaction is always the same.
Bonds move first.
Stocks react later.
Crypto gets the violent moves first.
This is not about price.
This is about funding.
When funding cracks, everything else becomes a trap.
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JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israeli cybersecurity billionaire Shlomo Kramer says "it's time to limit the First Amendment."
"We need to control all the social platforms…And take control of what they are saying."