Han

sour patch kid | crime scene investigator

[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

I’m staying at home for the rest of the year to financially recover

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.

[sergi @sergiart5_]

self-aware
oil on paper

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Aren’t you the bloke who was sentenced to 15 months in prison for falsely imprisoning a male escort, handcuffing him to a wall and beating him with a metal chain?

Makes complete sense.

[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

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[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

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[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

CAN SOMEONE FIX THE ESCALATOR IN CANADA WATER SOUTHBOUND PLATFORM

I AM SICK OF TAKING THE STAIRS

@TfL

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Weird I thought it was the genocide.

[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

Reposting bc I know I’ll get to that age soon 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[R a c h e l ✨ @one_onlyrachel]

Sorry but where is the 31-35 railcard??

They be acting like we can afford full price tickets daily 😭

[Han @s0urp4tchkid]

Inshallah me this year

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[Finn @FinnlayK]

What do you mean here? @NandosUK

[LJ @xlj_xxx]

That Monzo 1p challenge thing is starting to get a bit serious daily 😂

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Actor Sacha Baron Cohen, the star of several racist films about Muslims and Arabs, privately lobbied TikTok executives for Israel during it's war on Gaza.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

I say I hate Israel, and then I read something like this, and I realize I don’t hate them nearly enough. These people are sick beyond words.

[LPC @landpalestine]

Anne Frank cousin says as a Jew I speak out very clearly against the genocide in Palestine

“My great cousin anne If she were alive today she would speak out against the killing of Palestinians”

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

These. Are. Concentration. Camps.