Simon Shepherd

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@tymboyszn 411

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@farman4x Y is 16

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@d_twentytwo @fesshole Was that a Grub Smith article from FHM? Sounds like one of his capers.

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@Starbucks Lego the Doberman’s first experience of the puppacino. We think he is a fan!

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@cctv_idiots Most likely the pedestrian, given cyclists are never, ever in the wrong.

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@pubdaddy @rakmasterg Number 1 prick.

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I started the day with 2 @DFS sofas (still damaged). By 10am I had 4 DFS sofas (all damaged). By 11 am I had 6 (all damaged).
I now have none.
DFS you are fucking useless.

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People who say eck cetera instead of et cetera should be stoned to death.

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So @HSBC have billions to bail out SVB but they’re closing branches daily? When are banks going to be forced to maintain branch numbers in the same way their liquidity is regulated?

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@HMRCcustomers one hour and 15 minutes on hold, to talk to someone about correcting YOUR error and the hold message changes to "Sorry, we can't help you now" and the call goes dead.
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?
Answer your goddam phones.

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@RagingKileak @MentalHeadline Solid hack, dude.

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@ListerLawrence @MarkHeavenMedia

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@Gregess76 White MK1 Astra GTE; was a German import (despite being RHD) so had a sliding steel sunroof. Taught myself all about lift off oversteer in that car.

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@DFS could your customer care get any worse?
Over 1 yr since we ordered 2 sofas - which were delivered in April, damaged - the replacements arrived 2 weeks ago and were rejected for identical damage. Trying to establish a resolution has been thus far impossible.

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Trying to book rewards flights to use up some @British_Airways airmiles and AmEx companion vouchers. What a bloody con. Whilst they may 'gift' you the flight, the carrier charges they impose on your 'free' ticket is 2.5 times the cost of an economy seat to the same destination.

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One full week since @NEFFHomeUK aborted my engineer visit (with no notice) & still no visit has been arranged. NEFF have told me to "be patient". I've been waiting for my faulty £2.5k extractor to be repaired since the box was opened in NOVEMBER. I think I've been patient enough.

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@pubdaddy in box me, hun x

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And now the second wine fridge, which arrived on Friday (2 months after the first), is as noisy as boeing on take-off (despite the first one being silent). 12 appliances and a £14k total spend. I'd get better service and protections buying second hand rubbish from eBay.

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Considering @NEFFHomeUK appliances for your kitchen project? Think again. 4 months after ordering appliances, we're still waiting on 1. The £2k+ downdraft extractor didn't work out of the box yet Neff refuse to replace are in no rush to repair.