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[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Crows so excited to show their tree to their favourite human, they are hopping and keep looking back to check if the human is following properly cause they know human's featherless and can't keep up if they fly.

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

to me james norrington is proof that your biggest glow up can occur when your life is in shambles and i just find that very encouraging

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[yours truly @PleasantAndEvil]

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Rat Clenches Fist of Rage (2017)

[Ethan Beard @ TIFF @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[erika @yeeeerika]

i don't want an ai assistant i want water in the great lakes

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[annie @annieereadss]

how anyone prefers the heat over the cold is absolutely baffling to me

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

thinking about this post a lot today because... who the fuck is jelly roll

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Oh my gosh how old is she???”

*Holding up the baby*

“She’ll be fourteen thousand weeks in January”

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

What’s happened?

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

"We must, then, avoid the 'Babel syndrome,' namely the idolatry of profit that sacrifices the weak, a uniformity that neutralizes differences, and the pretense that a single language — even a digital one — can translate everything, including the mystery of the person, into data and performance."

[marie ⭑ @3NDOFDESIRE]

it’s tough being a concert jumper in a world of concert standers

[veda ❖ @amaramethyst]

there are so many celebrities I can’t stand but no one on here would ever know because I don’t sit on my phone all day tweeting about how much I hate them. people who do that that are mentally unwell