Alli Sawyer

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Debate synopsis thus far:
BLAGARAGHALAGABAGALAGARAGALALQ

[betty⸆⸉ @zourvy]

Click on the elephant

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[echo @gender_enderr]

tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body

[Alli Sawyer @sAlliwetz]

@MrFiiftyShades WHAAAATTTT?!?

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[James @CaucasianJames]

she’ll text me back she’s probably just doing a puzzle

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[zel @denzeldion]

next super bowl I’d like for the cheetah girls to perform at the half time show - thank you.

[L E E @leesteffen]

There are only 10 types of movies. (A short thread)

1. Orange and blue action

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

6 year old John Oliver just beat cancer and came back to school to this. Incredible. (Via @FOX29philly)

[Classic Dad Moves @classicdad]

Nobody:

Dads after paying the bill at a restaurant:

[Alli Sawyer @sAlliwetz]

I love working for a place that just makes fun of me for being 1 hour late rather than yelling at me 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long