Dale s_Hitman

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Jake Paul AND tosspot tate received whoopins in one weekend... and the Grinch's heart grew three sizes this christmas

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@ConnorMichaels @SalomeRitchie4 @virginmedia I see they are being their usual reliable selves then...

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@elonmusk My Mrs just got made redundant... cant wait for AI to contribute to my mortgage...

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I decided to start a workout on my watch at an Electric Callboy gig last night... all the beers are now guilt free #pumpit

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@RealDannyTommo Nothing but a recruitment drive for bonnie blues next stunt... tossers

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@MattiHaapoja 🤞🤞🤞

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@TaraBull808 What's @TonyHinchcliffe up to now?

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@lostinvegas83 Id see your point if Drake had his own lyrics to give.. "the boy" has got a whole gang of daddies writing for him...

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@markhoppus I never thought.. I'd du du du dum *click click* .. I laughed the loudest who'd of known

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@MattiHaapoja Sony a6000.. because it's all I have 🤣... I am just a hobbyist though

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@Kiwion what do elephants and beer have in common?

they both come in pints.

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@anon_opin People should do their due diligence when selecting an artist. Any reputable tattoo artist will have a portfolio of their work and be honest about their skill set.

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@instagram why is your account recovery so fucking dogshit? I've been hacked and you have no way of just contacting someone to get it sorted?

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Northern rail are an absolute shit show. It's criminal that they can get away with such dog shit service but still increase prices year on year #northernrail

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@ErinCharlotte83 @northernassist Utter trash service as usual. Every train from Manchester heading that way has been cancelled since at least 6:15 when I got to salford crescent

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@ErinCharlotte83 @northernassist I'm at salford trying to go the other way and they're telling us there's a broken down train at Lostock... you're at Lostock with no idea why trains are cancelled goongbthis way... seems legit

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@AmazonUK your drivers are not welcome to open our front door without any attempt to knock or ring the bell. Outrageous breach of privacy, boundaries and safety. we have animals that could escape. My wife is at home all day so can answer the door. Not on.

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@Syndicate @SyndicateOG 🤦

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@rickygervais 🤣 one of ours sings in the bathtub cause the acoustics are perfect for him.. shame it's always in the middle of the night.