Tall Glass of Charbonnayy

Interested in the intersection of speculative fiction and sports as a lens to view the stories we tell ourselves. All speculations are my own.

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@hagerty_rick @DanViensNFL Good players can take until year 2 or 3. It’s only the elite and blue chips players that contribute in their rookie years

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@alexcastrofilho @RajeshP74187015 Not gonna lie, I saw no reporting that Price was held out of preseason due to injury. I’ve seen you mention injuries a few times now. That’s just not true

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@FieldYates JSN NFL numbers

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@DanViensNFL Modern physical therapy has improved significantly as we’ve learned how to recovery better through evidence based research

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@PFF Superstars? One is a top 3 WR and the other is a CB

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@realjeffsimmons @SandoNFL Just don’t give them to McVay anymore. He don’t listen

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@trailblazers Totally just remembered we have Jeremy Sochan lol

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@Seahawks @jaxon_smith1 Just a couple of Seahawks legends

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@503Blazerfans Not to mention Couch street too

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Best J. Love in the league plays in the NFC West and his name ain’t Jeremiah

[Jack Andrade @RealJackAndrade]

Most impressive team 2 weeks into the 2026 season: The 2025 Seahawks

- Klint Kubiak & the Raiders are 2-0
- Boye Mafe & the Bengals are 2-0
- Riq Woolen & the Eagles are 2-0
- KW3 leads the NFL in rushing for the 2-0 Chiefs

The Seahawks lost all of them (+Darnold🚑) and are 2-0

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@hawkblogger @qdiggs6 @TDLockett12 Brian you gotta ask Tyler about joining the hawks after their SB win and leaving before their next. 💔 wish we could’ve got one with Lockett. One of the original hawks WRs who glided looked like he was on skates

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@MikeDugar @MikeDugar is always money with the picture reactions lol

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@JacsonBevens They meant WR3 all time

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@SeahawkNerd Mo Pix. Welcome to the dark side

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@Softykjr If he was genuine sure. No he’s overcompensating for ppl calling out the kinks in his armor. He needs everything to be perfect to put up results and uses a half baked self deprecating joke to appear “humble”. Nah internally he’s laughing that he has to do this PR move.

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@ESPNInsights And JSN did it against the cardinals the day before

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@DanViensNFL Thanks Dan I couldn’t remember what Bucky said record wise and was too lazy to look it up. Knew it was something absurd like this lol

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@hawkblogger @jaxon_smith1 Took me longer to find Chase since I already knew where JSN would be 😮‍💨

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@DanViensNFL @MHJxNolen Imagine insinuating that the 3 Seahawks fans made their team go to silent count at home