sami* sweetheart 🌹

2024 fantasy football league champion

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

☀️🦋⚡️💫🐠

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

if you've ever taken a stimulant and then fallen asleep you have adhd

[amil @amil]

take your kids to parties with you, teach them how to socialize and work a room, let them sleep on a pile of coats and forge lifelong bonds with all the other errant party kids for goddsakes!!! ppl have made parenting and by default childhood, so boring!

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

my anxiety really has me googling “how to land a plan” every time I board a flight, just in case

[nyquil jordan @tttifff]

living in a studio apartment during the covid lockdowns was like being in an asylum truly my mental illness was cooking in there

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

why is it always “wyd”, not “hey pookie you’re looking absolutely fire tn” 💔

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

travis kelce it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[miyah 🪽 ISO 10/31 PIT @discomiyah]

and if you kick every bisexual out of the country… who will tune into your jacob elrodi reneé rapp episode snl

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

friend just told me she thought homeland security was security for your home

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

@bxbyyhxrii @aaaaallyyssssa drop ur recs

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

need her and dua to party together

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

women want me, men fear me

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

@aaronbry5 only a matter of time I fear

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

easy-bake ovens walked so air fryers could run

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

@stephanicci cremation sounds like the only option 😭

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

@thatswhatTayCed Ritalin 20mg IR

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

logged onto tik tok for the first time in over two years and I have 500+ dms of videos from my bffs. clear my schedule I have pop-culture to catch up on!!

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

@prozacgf that’s a body fr

[sami* sweetheart 🌹 @s__deb0]

girls night is canceled