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Grumpus Maximus

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

History will side with the flotilla.

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@ThisIsTheRead @crissles was it a Dr. therapist or a massage therapist? Please confirm😂
I have two scenarios playing out in my head and they’re both frying me! Inquiring minds need to know !

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Actually I’d love someone to explain it to me like I’m five @MTA

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Again… @MTA when the local 6 trains are delayed and the express 4&5 are still running frequently in Manhattan.The remedy of running the locals express make ZERO https://t.co/c3SJpcHYHG’s every day at grand central, every. single. day.

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This is the clearest video I’ve ever seen in my life. Am I tripping ?

[໊ @addictionbaddie]

this megan thee stallion song deserved better

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You know how doomsday prep is often done by a certain type of voter. Maybe tell get what they want and get to use it all up and be like told you so 🥰

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I just like the people to know that eggs in my supermarket are currently going for $13

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Every developer in kingston. Dumb mfs and the gov agency’s that sign off on all of it and doesn’t implement a minimum green space or permeable surface mandate 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

What kind of psychopath does this

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

A specific group of people should be outraged…

But they aren’t

Interesting.

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These lips..

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@MTA I need to speak to whoever is in logistics. I have tried to do the equation and it will never make sense that when there are delays on the local (20 mins atp) that you sent the next local train EXPRESS. And it’s every fkn time

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My fav thing on the internet right now is “raw next question” and the men seething over it 🤣

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How long before the roll out the liked by feature on the clock app?

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Women get so much shit for vocal fry’s but male vocal fry is so common and so awful at the lower tone they have. We have to start bullying men back

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I thank the universe the lord and my parents that I was born a millennial. The inability for genz to problem solve is spectacular

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U walk in & see a line of people with a gap, & 2 more people behind that gap…do you:
A)join the line behind the 2 ppl after the gap?
B) ask if this is the line if yr confused?or
C) have the yt woman audacity to join the line in the gap & get offended when they say it’s a line?

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I’m listening to @ThisIsTheRead and I’m like sooo is @crissles reading my texts as her read? I’ve never heard someone express EXACTLY what I’ve been thinking/saying before.
*samsies*🙃

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I found a new form of dopamine hit this morning. Blocking absolute strangers I probably would never have interacted with or seen again but it’s surprisingly satisfying. 🫶