el_blub.

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@VexenStick I will beat you with rocks

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

Teachers should be punishing students for using phones without their express permission, if they aren't, then they dont get to complain about how "Phones have ruined education". Once again government overreach punishes the children.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in England https://t.co/edOqsWlPRQ

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

I was actually just about to be groomed on scratch, thank you government

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@VexenStick @based_succuboi Fuck them kids and their walking

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@dragonitewife So famously safe that most schools now have lock-down drills! Wow! So safe!

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

"What iz it you are doing mein fuhrer?"

"i am making a tech company... I zhink i will call it... sony"

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[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@VexenStick Why are people being so arsey in the comments when all the reasons to use a phone listed are valid

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@RBSalt It HAS to be a ring. All these republicans using AI babies to push their agenda seems like a gateway to me

[𖹭 NARI FILHA DOS HANNIGRAM @m3rderhusbands]

" morrer ou desabafar cm a sua família "

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you’re letting off fireworks at the moment, I hope you die. Cunts.

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

@VexenStick Im dropping a ten page Google doc TONIGHT

[🦢 @damnidc__]

The problem with AI is that you all keep making child porn instead of a cure for cancer

[Sam @SamCKx]

MAGA is dead.

Reform are dying.

Restore are irrelevant.

Robinson, Tate and Brand are off to jail.

This age of the grifter is coming to an end.

Civilisation is rebalancing.

[Yakub's Greatest Goy @_christofascist]

If you unironically watch any of these subhumans, you are genuinely cattle and deserve no human rights.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election

[el_blub. @s_blub08]

Reddit vs something actually funny

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

big thanks to everyone who participated in my AMA

[always_a_failure @AlwaysAFailure4]

WHY CANT BHVR NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT???? WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING WITH TERRIFIER