David Shonibare

Financial Analyst| Business Advisory| Professional Tutor.

[David Shonibare @S_devoo]

Hi Accountants

When you prepare IFRS financial statements,you need to present some items in other comprehensive income,some items in profit or loss and some items in changes in equity.

Sometimes it's not that clear what comes where and many finance people make serious mistakes-

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

A man never forgets the days he was alone, betrayed, ignored and disrespected.

[Your Favourite Black guy 😋 @Sammie_afo]

Honestly I don’t know what to do right now and I don’t know if this helps, but please if there’s anyway you can help me I will really appreciate it.
I lost my bag on my way to Abuja from Osun state today, and all my credentials are inside, if I don’t get it before next weekend I

[King Ishola-Ade Omo Olu-nla 📈☎️🧬🐐 @delagosrealtor]

"Temiloluwa is just 16 and has been missing for few days now ...I know it's ur phone and ur data but pls don't just scroll through and like my post , help me reshare it as well pls 🙏🏼God bless u all 🥹"

[Ms.Denise Nicole @Ms_DeniseNicole]

Don’t fumble a good partner it’s disgusting out here

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

If Prayers have genuinely ever worked for you. Retweet this.

[David Shonibare @S_devoo]

@benedictnomsu I didn't get on time lol

It was later that I picked 😂😂

Really enjoyed AJS preacher and the prayers.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

When you're with a woman - enjoy her.

Laugh.
Talk.
Have your fun.

But stop planning a future with her in your head.

[David Shonibare @S_devoo]

This Feb Hallelujah Challenge just reminds me of one thing I do say, many are coming to christ because of what they want to get/trends. Not because they really recognise that he is worthy to be worshipped!

I didn't even write any request in my journal, I joined to just worship!

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

When a woman begins to make more money than her partner, she thinks she's earned the right to shit on him.

And most do.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A "nice/real man", according to women:

- Pays her bills.
- Ignores her past.
- Never checks her behavior.
- Let's every red flag slide.
- Accepts bad attitude.
- Gives without getting ANYTHING back.
- Tolerates drama.

DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER NOT TO BECOME THIS MAN.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

"Never post your wife on this app. This app destroys marriage."

No, my bro!

You married a sexually damaged bed to bed midfielder and you're scared the men who fucked her back in uni and which she did abortions for will remind you what they did to her.

But guess who no man will come under his comment section to slut shame his wife? A man who settled for a virgin.

Settle for a non virgin at your own peril

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

The way they started looking alike immediately after knacking , you can tell he met her a virgin .

And too , he’s relax in terms of childbirth because he knows her womb is still tear rubber

Bonding wouldn’t have been so fast if she had multiple sexual partners in the past.

Marry a non virgin at your own risk .

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

"Dont post your wife or anything that makes you happy on this app" no be for who marry feminine, virgin woman from a sane and financially stable home.

Moses Bliss dy post em wife pass wetin e dy post about scriptures and even himself. Joy and peace of mind wan kpai my man.😂😂😂

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Everything women demand from men costs money.

Everything men demand from women costs nothing.

And even that is treated as too much to ask.

Isn't it concerning?

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

As a married woman, you shouldn’t entertain certain jokes from people, no matter who they might be.

You’re not being w!cked or too serious, you’re simply applying boundaries.

I went to the market to buy a live chicken. Afterwards, I took it to where they kpai and clean it.

In the midst of cleaning the fowl, the guy handling it said, "Ma, make I give you head?"

I knew he meant if he should add the head of the fowl or remove it from my chicken because most people like it and some don’t.

I told him not to give me the head of the chicken.

The guy was still cleaning and asked again with a smile, "Ma, make I give you belle?"

At that point, I wasn’t feeling it. I cautioned him angrily to stop because I don’t like his jokes, and I blatantly told him I won’t bring chicken for him to clean for me again.

Other people there said I should take it easy, that it was a harmless joke but that one no concern me.

I know the person I should be hearing such dirty jokes from, not someone cleaning my chicken.

Many people called me harsh and will call anyone who acts this way the same but don’t mind them. Clear anyone trying to make harmless but silly jokes with you.

If you don’t draw the line, people will keep shifting it. Respect starts from what you permit.

Shalom!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

She: I cheated, aren't you mad?

He: No.

She: Why?

He: Remember the game ends when the king falls, not when a pawn takes your queen.

A man doesn't lose value because she betrayed him, she only removed herself from the game.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You'll hardly see divorced men going for other men's wives.

But same cannot be said for divorced women.

And this is why I do not encourage divorce.

Because one divorced woman can ruin another married woman's home.

End.

[TheManMaker @TheManMakerx]

A wise man knows that every girl lies, cheats, and manipulates.

A foolish man believes his girl is not like other girls.

[David Shonibare @S_devoo]

@Sinteeaah 😂😂😂

[Tomi + TG @TgCafe]

I said I’ve never billed my man — not even once in our relationship.

So, what exactly is your problem with that?

I’m content and deliberate. He’s kind and selfless. We make a good combo.

But some of you are angry.

Did I stop you from billing your own men, you Billpreneurs?😏