Sammy

ER Nurse🩺 she/her

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING:

Massive Anti-Trump protests in New York.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Earthquake in New Jersey? he’s coming…

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

When you rhyme “mansion” with “Wisconsin” and get away with it:

[Dahl💖 @DayumDahlia]

Skimming through TikTok live feeds and seeing AI streams. Then I saw this-

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

My job, as the 6’3” male nurse, is to be available when some creepy pervert patient tries telling the cute new grad nurses and aides that he can wash every part of himself except his privates.

“Hello sir, I hear you’ve requested assistance getting washed up”

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

I don’t care if she slept with Santa THEE Claus… her sexual decisions do not merit harm

[Sammy @s_dock18]

My fourth year as a 0.5% listener of @brentfaiyaz and this man has still not gone on tour… like please babe I’m dying over here 😭 #SpotifyWrapped

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I took my waaaaaaaaaaaapppppp to polaaaand

[infamous @infamousbtw]

Me: Sage we need heals where are you
Our Sage:

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA

[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers

[Candace @Candace82661097]

The trailer for #TheLittleMermaid brought her so much joy #blackgirljoy #HalleBailey #HalleBailey @Disney great job

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

Mufasa: The Lion King. 2024.

[Sammy @s_dock18]

One of these is not like the others

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sometimes I teasingly call my husband my “last husband,” not because we’re going to be together forever but because if we ever broke up i would definitely take a wife next

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my brain waiting for me to get in bed so it can start terrorizing me

[Sammy @s_dock18]

And some say white people have no culture

[michelle hanley @piscesgurl69]

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

[Jo the Jali✍🏽🎬 @johunch]

When y’all be askin why niggas don’t sing to y’all this all I be thinkin 😂😂

[Sammy @s_dock18]

Lmao he’s boutta make these 7 year olds drop down and give him 20

[keo77 @keo771]

@SamsterSmithy @GovRonDeSantis As a veteran myself for over 20 years I can assure you that I have more teaching experience then some of these teachers. You think kids out of boot camp are ready to do their jobs in the fleet? No! Even after boot camp, specific schools, they still require years of training.