Sam Lenton

Musician, Hobbit, bit of a prick. I look really really good in sunglasses.

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

Now do some good stuff you transphobic bellend

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

If you can look around this country, the rampant failings of government, hungry kids, crumbling infrastructure, massive inequality, underfunded NHS, bigotry, and bleakness, and still care most of all where trans people are allowed to have a shit, then you’re a massive cunt.

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

I want this back. I think it might fix a lot of problems for me.

[Sarson's UK @SarsonsUK]

Celebrate #NationalVinegarDay with our latest range of 1794 EXTRA STRONG vinegar…available in your Sainsburys :)

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

@SarsonsUK @SarsonsUK I’ve not known true happiness and contentment since this was discontinued. Please can we have it back. I just want my chips to hurt again.

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

Stop talking about it. It’s what he wants.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Anyone who wants to leave a floral tribute to Boris Johnson should drop it off at any one of the forty new hospitals he promised us

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

[jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה @jewdas]

Tories: If you seek refuge in this country, we will grind you and you're family into paste.

Labour: *your 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is like Eva Braun had an abortion but it lived

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Legends.

[aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken]

the silence for the queen was so quiet I could hear the wind shaking the barley 🙏

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

A blinding joke.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A Lego submarine that actually works and has depth control

Source of video: Brick Experiment Channel:

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Got a new love and respect ✊ for surfers 🏄‍♀️ been watching some mad fuckers doing there thing and there ANIMALS as in HARDCORE LG x

[STUC @ScottishTUC]

Try it and we'll mobilise our entire movement - 500,000 strong - in utter defiance.

We won't be dictated to by a tinpot Thatcher tribute.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

you can’t show me some tits then blame me for seeing tits

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

why are so many people on the tube when I, the protagonist, am trying to get on the tube

[Sam Lenton @S_Lenton]

Absolutely baffled every time I finish a day surfing and I’m not absolutely SHREDDED when I take my wetsuit off.