On tonight's edition of Things I Never Thought I Would Do Until I Got Into A College Marching Band: I just stole a mounted deer head and ran down the road with it
Me: wow my podcast about a missing persons case is freaking me out. Better read my murder mystery novel instead
Because a book about a serial killer dismembering is any less freaky
@AlainaToTheMax Not to take away from this missing child because that’s so important and she needs to be found safely, but Brandon Santos has also been missing from East Lansing since October 29!
I posted something about getting the vaccine on Facebook and I’m just waiting for someone to comment saying how the vaccine won’t work and I’m gonna go off
To my #1 podcast of 2021, @amorbidpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/n2J7tz5JBl
@ashkell83 and @AlainaToTheMax : hey weirdos, thanks for keeping me company all year 🥰
It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out
https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL
I know Amazon is the worst and I’m trying really hard to not use it for gift shopping, but I want to buy all of the Christmas decorations and holiday baking things I can find
Santo was last seen on Oct. 29, leaving Yakeley Hall at MSU shortly before midnight. It is possible Santo planned to walk approximately a half-mile to the Brody Neighborhood, according to a Nov. 1 MSUPD news release.
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Frida’s been cuddling with me a lot, which I love. But she’s also been farting a lot, and they smell so bad. It’s definitely a win-lose situation over here