Shannon Riley

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

[Chef John @foodwishes]

All these years I've been saying I'm "very pleased" with something, when I could've been saying I was "absolutely chuffed." #greatbritishbakingshow

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@variationsss I have two different sour dough loaves in my freezer right now 💉💊⚰️

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@AntiqueRoman This is actually one of the non financial benefits a lot of companies use to attract talent and for sure something I would be looking for listed under benefits in any job I apply for!

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@variationsss Yes

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@Olivia_Emisar @foodwishes 10/10 can’t wait to remix with whatever else I find in my fridge or freezer!

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

Variation on @foodwishes bao buns, but with bratwurst, caramelized onions, and mustard as the filling because quarantine gets to choose how you bao.

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@crownofteabags @foodwishes Quarantine bringing out the creativity we never knew we possessed 😂

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

Celebrating Easter with a mini/half batch of @foodwishes carrot cake for this quarantine household population of one.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

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[Chef John @foodwishes]

That time you were running errands and covered the toilet paper in the back of your car with a coat so no one would see it and break in.

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@AntiqueRoman ???? What is the dead squirrel.... for?

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@AntiqueRoman Wait

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

@WhatsaVargas I mean they looked like they did some truckin.

[Shannon Riley @s_marieriley]

When the guy at the bar announces he’s an entrepreneur and asks if you want to see all his trucks and you just are socially obligated to say yes but would rather jump off a cliff. Yeah. Good stuff.

[Taylor Surdyke @TaySurdyke]

I feel like I could easily be on my 600lbs life. But I also, like, want to throw some thirst traps on insta this summer. Choices.

[david chang @davidchang]

This is the dumbest take in the history of hot takes. I cannot think of anything more stupid