melanie powell

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@Sarah_Kendall I binged Ann Droid last night, you and Diane Morgan have written a beautiful thing, loved it ⭐️

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@Uber_Support He has gone to the trouble of downloading X to follow this up and is told it’s been too long (this was only Thursday night). So essentially we are told you can take his money and give him nothing in return and that’s ok? Sounds like theft to me

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@UberEats my son ordered a pizza through your app on Thursday, order accepted and then he was notified that the order couldn’t be completed as he was too far away. No way to contact the vendor, no refund, nothing!

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@oliviamaeae He was good though in the last few games

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@oliviamaeae My birthday!

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@oliviamaeae It’s all your fault then

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@vick89024 @Badass_Superdad That’s not formula

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@McJuggerNuggets Americans make Twitter the worst place to be

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@anne_hegerty @Gillian_Philip I love that you’ve read Pratchett, all the best people have 🧌🧙‍♀️

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@BrandonHai76373 @luxemiaa Privilege? It’s a name for god sake! What doesn’t even matter 😂

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@LAlekseych75277 @janeprinsley Raped consistently by men and women. Homegrown monsters exist too.

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@Lee7dfzz @seasick999 @LazarusKumi Paying for a child is not the same as parenting 😂😂😂😂😂

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@salgoodwin @superTV247 Trying to think what BBC shows any of the three currently present 🤔

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@elonmusk Clearly a very poor AI picture

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@the_traitors_ That’s an amazing line up!

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@humortranslate Could have flown over and pulled the baby out my fucking self quicker

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@HaYoMiDe_ Buy a new table instead?

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@kxtuitta Not one bit

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@mandylane06 Thought this was Emily Blunt, well confused there

[melanie powell @s_melster]

@elizofbeth Unrecognisable? Are you serious?