I’m rebranding a couple things.
1. “Minimum wage” is now going to be called “liveable wage”
2. “Pro-life” is now going to be called “anti-choice”
3. The “DNC” is now going to be called out for fucking up 2 easy elections in a row.
I too am running for President in 2020. If the last 4 years have taught us anything it’s that a celebrity with no experience is exactly what we need in the White House, so let’s split the vote some further and make this even more of a joke than it already is. #BOBBY2020
Here’s the problem with the “blame the protesters” COVID excuse: if that were the cause here, we’d see equivalent spikes in NYC, DC, Chicago, & other urban areas. We don’t. The outbreaks are exclusively occurring in TX, FL, AZ, GA, LA, MS—states that opened ahead of the curve.