Scott Reoch

Turn ons: Legos, hockey, food. Turn offs: microwaved popcorn, nursing home wet t-shirt contests, tasteful lawn ornaments.

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@Riley_Gaines_ @GovKathyHochul .... what are you wearing??

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@real_Caroline_K Perfectly fine

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@SamAntar @SenSchumer I love your stuff, Sam!
Keep at it...

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@LeaderJohnThune Did they mention the SAVE Act?

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@TMZ She killed her 3 kids.
Monster.
She needs to be put away in a dark hole

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@GunnelsWarren You sound bitter, likely due to over 30 years without the Stanley Cup.

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@DavidJHarrisJr High five, Carmelo!
This is called "making a great decision".
Go get 'em, buddy

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@GovTimWalz Tim
Where were these campers?
Be truthful.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @Wendys I am "eating from the super bar and sitting in the sunroom" old.

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@agar_john @MitchellsRun @ParentProjectMD Love your stuff, Johnny!! You are one of the good ones.
Go Lions!
(Also, keep beating your dad...you got this!!)

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@Justinjpearson Who runs Memphis?
Dems or Repubs?

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@AaronParnas Wow
Man up.
Why are you completely triggered by everything DJT does?

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@RepRashida

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@CaptMarkKelly Are you a Senator or a traitor?

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@SenatorDurbin Pardon???

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@LarryBirdDaily Pistons fan here...hated the Celtics to the core, but loved this moment.
What an incredible collection of basketball greats.
Still not a Celtics fan, but respect every single accomplishment in their storied franchise history.

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@Sassafrass_84 I pledge $100k for every slave that I have previously owned.

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@AVGirl4Life 24hr ache, like a flu coupled with exhaustion and soreness.
Nothing bad at all.

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@stoolpresidente @CathyEngelbert The only thing making it remotely watchable is Sophie and Caitlin.

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@BernieSanders He said oligarchy.
Drink.