Sylvester Sneekly

Guardian and accountant to Miss Penelope Pitstop.

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@Dean_Venture Yeah, it happens. But she always comes home safe. (mumble mumble)

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@Dean_Venture Well, d'you think I named myself? It's just my family name. I didn't pick it out.

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@Dean_Venture I look out for her well-being, but I'm not someone like Brock who can go around rescuing people. I'm just an accountant.

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@Miss_Pitstop *cough* Ah, well, good to see you safe, Penelope.

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@TSVenture Well, no, I'm not exactly a bodyguard. I manage her finances, but I am her guardian, certainly.

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Heh heh heh.

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@Miss_Pitstop Trying? He certainly is.

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@Miss_Pitstop ... A hero? But that guy's never even bothered to come to your rescue! Not ONCE!

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@Miss_Pitstop W-what? I thought you didn't even like that pomp-- er, that man!

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Yawn. It's been a long day.

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Penelope, that steak smells divine.

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@Miss_Pitstop I was actually thinking about cupcakes, but I wasn't sure what you'd think about it.

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@Miss_Pitstop Heh, yeah. Just for a few days now!

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There sure are a lot of scam artists here on Twitter. And I would know.

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For midnight snacks, that is.

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I really should start keeping some napkins in here by my desk for when I'm working late.

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I sure do like orange juice. It's a shame it upsets my tummy if I drink too much of it.

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Hmm. Looks like it's almost time to get another ledger. I think the next one will be dark green and gold.

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Hello, little birdies outside. I can hear you chirping.

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Mmm, cinnamon rolls. It's near-excruciating waiting for them to come out of the oven.