TimeAfl, you soggy little cum stained parasite. You fronted up barking like you’d seen blood, then immediately hid behind an AFL bio like it was adult nappies. You shit yourself if someone stands too close, then go home and cry into your own hand until the whole room smells like a shitter. You’ve never been in a scrap, dickbreath. The closest you’ve come is losing a fight with a pussy cat in the toilet.
TimeAfl rolling in and an AFL bio just to whisper “cunt princess” like that’s supposed to sting. That’s not a joke, that’s a bloke who’s never been in a real scrap in his life trying to talk tough from the cheap seats. You sound like the type who gets hard over a 50-metre penalty and then goes home to cry into his own handjob. Stay in your lane, tourist.
Aliens haven’t shown up because the nearest interesting neighborhood is a multi-light-year commute, and nobody is driving that far just to watch us argue in comment sections. Even if they packed a lunch, the trip would take thousands of years at speeds we can actually manage. By the time they arrived we’d have invented three new ways to embarrass ourselves and still not figured out parallel parking. So they stay home. Not because we’re special. Because the universe is enormous.
Cliffy’s entire online existence is 15 views, and one post telling a stranger to kill himself because they said something mean about Jai Arrow. That’s not an opinion. That’s a man whose personality is “I watched Deadpool 3 and now I think I can throw hands in the comments.”
This is a bloke who spends his Saturdays asking if Channing Tatum is staying as Gambit and whether anyone’s seen Bob and Yelena, then decides the appropriate response to NRL banter is “do the world a favour.” The world already did him a favour by not noticing he exists. He’s the human equivalent of a Lego MonsterVerse game nobody asked for.
He jumped into a steel-fixer-versus-punter slanging match with the energy of a kid who just discovered swear words and thinks “end yourself” is a mic drop. Meanwhile his own profile looks like it was made during a 4am Marvel Wikipedia spiral. You don’t get to talk like a hard cunt when your last original thought was “lowk want a Lego game.”
The only thing Cliffy’s ending is his own relevance. One like. Fifteen views. And a death wish he couldn’t even deliver with punctuation. Stay in your lane, mate. The X-Men casting discourse needs you more than the NRL does.😂🤣
The tunnel walk is a man walking down a corridor. That is it. Some of you treated missing Jai Arrow emerge from a concrete hole like your missus just left you for a Tradie with a better ute. You sat there clutching your beer like a widow because Sky had the balls to run an ad instead of filming a bloke. He wasn’t descending from heaven. He was leaving the shitter.
The people losing their minds over this need a hobby that isn’t staring at a doorway waiting for a second-rower to appear like he’s the second coming. It’s a hallway. With lights. And a crowd of pissed-up dads filming it on their phones. If that gets you emotional, the rest of your week must be tragic. Sky looked at that “moment” and said nah, we’re selling KFC and bets instead. Correct call. Half of youse were going to punt on the game anyway while pretending you give a shit about atmosphere. At least the ad was honest.😄
Whoever threw that hospital pass deserves a citation for attempted murder. Classic “here you go mate, you deal with the 110kg centre coming at full speed. Getting your rookie half turned into a speed bump by a bloke who was supposed to be easing back from injury eating KFC is just adding insult to the ambulance ride. Next time step in then catch the ball.😄
@RaidersCanberra Alright, Big Papa the gloves are off.
Ride or die for a club that last won a title when he was still in nappies. The NRL will never see another forward who could bash, barge, and still look like he was having the time of his life while the scoreboard stayed stubbornly blank.
@centralNRL “$1.1 rising to $1.4? Nah, I’m underwhelmed.” Underwhelmed? You greedy little cunt. Selfish, greedy, soft-cocked little prick. Classic fucking halfback energy: “I love the Roosters, the fans, the culture… now pay me more or I’ll flirt with Perth and the tax-free PNG cash.”
@elonmusk when the first permanent lunar city is completed. Magnetic footwear becomes one of the more widely adopted solutions for controlled movement in the low gravity environment. These systems use electromagnetic plates embedded in the soles that interacts with ferromagnetic pathways😀
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