Simon U

[Simon U @s_urky]

@JustEatUK It is a straight forward question. Is it fair to get a £6 voucher for £18 worth of food that was inedible?

[Simon U @s_urky]

@JustEatUK why do you think it is acceptable to give a £6 credit for a £18 order when the food is stone cold and inedible?

[Simon U @s_urky]

@dhoneyford @irish_news @UlsterGAA Hope to see you at the next all-star tag awards

[Historygirl @janeyellene]

British and French soldiers relaxing in 1855 during the Crimean War photographed by Roger Fenton.

Colourised and enhanced by @sebcolorisation on instagram

[Simon U @s_urky]

@slyeni @LBC Don't often agree with you Quinny, but I'll make an allowance this time. Don't you need to admit your sins before you can be forgiven?

[Simon U @s_urky]

@NativeSeafood lucky to get the last lobster roll and a monkfish kfc to share, real top class food.

[Simon U @s_urky]

@MrAndrewCotter Last weekend took 2 dogs Belfast to Cairnryan, nothing needed. Often travel over the border to Donegal, no checks.

[Simon U @s_urky]

@Anonomouse13 @charliemccaule4 Thank you, I was having the same problem but this worked for me.

[Simon U @s_urky]

@RASDRalphG @mbonsma @Bike4Buzz " I understand that the roads were built for Cars...."
You really need to educate yourself

[Simon U @s_urky]

@easyJet why can't I cancel extra luggage I booked, due to your change in policy, which I no longer need?

[Simon U @s_urky]

@squarebistro @MeatMerchantMoi Raise yours, black pudding added to the chilli and fennel sausage meat. Cheated on the pastry though.

[Simon U @s_urky]

@slyeni @mickcollins106 @champagnecrofty Probably best not to go there 😜

[Simon U @s_urky]

@slyeni @mickcollins106 @champagnecrofty I'd guess the former, but you're right that would continue the division if it were to happen

[Simon U @s_urky]

@mickcollins106 @champagnecrofty Well it's Great Britain they love, so could be anywhere

[Simon U @s_urky]

@champagnecrofty @mickcollins106 Probably the best solution all-round

[Simon U @s_urky]

@champagnecrofty @mickcollins106 A few have vowed never to live in a UI, a return to their ancestral homeland is possible...

[Simon U @s_urky]

@MattyTheGeneral Must think he's passing to the General!

[Simon U @s_urky]

@UKing0 @aitortoo @VeteransBritain 'No one should have to give up part of their country..." Talking about Northern Ireland. You're a bit thick , aren't you?

[Simon U @s_urky]

@NetflixUK Any reason the red circle just keeps turning when I try and watch this? Been like it for three days now. Rebooting doesn't help, all other programmes seem to work fine

[Simon U @s_urky]

@squarebistro @LisburnSquare @CBRE_NI Such a shame they don't realise that their business is based on the success of each of their tenants. 50% of nothing is zero and surely they'd be better of with 50% of your current rent.