New Tesla Solar Panel & Tesla Panel Mount now available
Solar Panel
– 420W
– Uses same cascading cell technology as our Solar Roof cells to create 18 power zones (3x more than conventional panels). This reduces energy loss in shaded conditions & produces more energy
Panel Mount
– 33% faster installation by using a groove-based frame system for streamlined assembly (eliminating traditional rails & clamps)
– Up to 15% fewer roof penetrations while preserving structural integrity & lowering costs
– Low-profile finish that is universally compatible with shingle, tile, metal & flat roofs
Even if you want to argue subsidies, "the government should stop using its resources to build the fastest-deployable source of energy generation available" is such a braindead, decelerationist take
We're going to drive energy costs through the roof, throttle manufacturing and data center growth, and burn down the planet
But at least our kids can't learn about gay people in school jfc
When I read LinkedIn jargon I can't help but think of it as villain dialogue:
"I identify and leverage synergies to help talented individuals become better teams"
I DRINK THE LIMINAL SPACE BETWEEN WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD BE, AND WITH ITS POWER UPLIFT THE FEW INTO OUR COLLECTIVE