just finished the iliad for the first time & can say decisively that the funniest moment in all 24 books is when a horse who has previously never spoken speaks just long enough to prophesy Achilles’ death & Achilles, very understandably, is like “shut the fuck up. you’re a horse”
You don’t need to trust “the government” or “big pharma” or “elites” or “celebrities” or “politicians” about the vaccine. Just listen to YOUR DOCTOR. The one you *already* trust with your life. They will tell you, not on behalf of any interest beyond your health: get vaccinated
You trust a pilot when you get in a plane. You trust a surgeon when you go in for surgery. But when it comes to a pandemic, instead of virologists you trust…a blurry meme from Facebook? Please. Talk to your doctor.
finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower