Maybe: sk

people be like ________and it’s just sarah

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

Me to pizza rolls straight out of the oven

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

It’s actually crazy I used to tweet everyday about God knows what and now I am just a mom who pays my mortgage, and goes to work hahaha

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@AUgirl2831 @MartySmithESPN Why would it be dangerous? 🫶🏼 he has headphones and was in a carrier

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

explaining the genius of simone biles’ vault for anyone who isn’t a gym head

[Pop Base @PopBase]

An American Airlines Boeing 777 carrying 249 people was forced to make an emergency landing in LA tonight due to a “possible mechanical problem.”

This marks the sixth safety incident involving a Boeing aircraft reported in the past 10 days.

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@flor @zachwgrace @kylemhill @dylanwilliam23 What’s big shot without some whiskey? Thanks for an incredible night🫶🏼

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

if my boss knew I was here … lol

Thank you for the hat🥹 @flor

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

Justice for my favorite flor poster. I did indeed shed some tears 😩 anyone want a free dog?

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@HTaylor_S It’s kinda like people calling you Taylor

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@DevotedtoMya @BNeverhaux @wavyemma I have this too and i think it’s very light and not overpowering, definitely lasts all day too. I always get compliments on it!

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@reagoooo 😨

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@isaacrochell91 just saw and recognized the Mr.Kuch during the raiders/chiefs anthem solely because I follow his wife on tiktok 🫶🏼

[Maybe: sk @saaarcazm]

@chipotle can count their fuckin days.

[🇭🇹Jerry Edmond @Duggie490]

@BabzOnTheMic I’d like to thank everyone for all the kind words . I’m the Patriots fan in the video , my name is Jerry Edmond and that was my first ever NFL game . I didn’t want to ruin my experience by retaliating towards that women so I kept my cool

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

This is the baby aisle at my local Rite Aid.

We're a country that wants to force women into childbirth and then lock up diapers.

[amykaufman @amykaufman84]

33 years ago tonight, 14 women went to bed thinking about their finals, future in STEM and the upcoming holiday season. They didn’t know that these dreams threatened a man’s sense of self worth and that they wouldn’t survive to see their goals and aspirations become a reality.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD]

Ayo the TikTok about the girl who had to dump her bf because he kept calling her the name of his dead ex? And he would text her that he got her flowers when he would go to her grave? And then stabbed himself when she went to break up with him???

[Emma Wiles @emmabwiles]

CVS is being sued for asking customers to donate to the American Diabetes Association when they check out. Those donations are in fact *not* sent to the ADA, but instead reimburse the CVS for a legally binding obligation of $10M that CVS promised earlier

https://t.co/t8IAiqyu43