sam (◡‿◡✿)

gemini dumbass who’s got your back

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Larry David Lynch

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

@EVs_Football @vill523 @CNviolations You’re a shitty person

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Keep going sam!! You’re nearly there and doing great!

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

help my dreams are too big for this little world I’m in and I want to have it all but it’s hard!

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

When I die, spread my ashes into the pizza oven of Gastown’s Hot Pie Pizza

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

The answer that she’s looking for is: Anxiety

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

What’s the personality disorder called when you literally need validation as often as possible and need to be told you’re doing a good job with even the most basic of tasks

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Also why did the city of Vancouver remove a fuckin bloc party out of Pigeon Park?? Did I miss something or is it just life in Sim City?

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

I still think this is funny please sue my ass

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Larry David Lynch

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

(Listening to the cure) okay so who is in love with me

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

My Twitter at age 14 / Me at age 14

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

For something that is so culturally significant, they make it really hard to network with people in groups and utilize all of their functions accessibly. But then again why am I surprised that Elon Musk prioritize accessibility.

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Twitters UI sucks, hey?

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

I’m obsessed with unsuccessful nepo babies

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

Should I watch over the hedge?

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

can you imagine going to over the hedge like “the guy who got famous off my high school abortion did the music for this cartoon raccoon”

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

if my high school boyfriend got famous off a song about my christmas abortion then did “rockin the suburbs” i would probably go insane

[sam (◡‿◡✿) @saamantha__]

I just wanna say… they run Starbucks in LA like the Marines

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

When will the Netflix docuseries about that recording studio Ark Music Factory who made all the bad viral preteen music videos Finally be made