Sabrina Raquel

I became an adult and I don't know when.

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

Some of you aren’t horribly embarrassed by your Facebook status update memories and it shows.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’m so excited to not care about the Royal Wedding!!!!

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

Well, they gave my pizza away but at least I get to watch the shit show live while they remake it. Yes, I’m glad you asked, that is the roof leaking through the lights. @dominos

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

They heard all your voices people!! LMS just might be a reality. Keep it up. Who wants more #LastManStanding ?

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

Tom Brady will tell you he's never eaten a 🍓but he won't reveal if he's had a concussion, which is info that would actually help someone.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

RT if you're in the 1%.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Good point.

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

@GetUnderlined @Olivia0686 @joyyur475 @3Sophh Great! It's swebb!

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

@Olivia0686 @joyyur475 @3Sophh https://t.co/N4a1nqRBYq #getunderlined #Sweepstakes

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

Yo, I work at PRH and we started this rad new website for YA books! Check it out! @Olivia0686 @joyyur475 @3Sophh #getunderlined #sweepstakes

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

When the people you relate to most are Dorothy Zbornak and Emily Gilmore 😑😩😆

[WorkingBarbie @WorkingBarbie]

The best thing about November is that there won't be anymore pumpkin themed pregnancy announcements 😷😷 #IJustCant

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

As proud as I am to label myself a Republican, there is one label that I hold above all else - American. My full statement:

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

Braces really take the fun out of eating.

[Sabrina Raquel @sabbylite]

#bringmepizza section 29 row 10 seat 7. Go Orioles! #birdland