Sabres Cold Takes

Come one, come all. Let’s be miserable about our hockey team together.

[Buffalo Archives Now @BuffaloArchives]

I will eat sand if Ristolainen fetches a first round pick. I’m pinning the tweet and everything.

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Oops

[Common Sense @Sensespeaker78]

Sabres hot take: Sabres don’t make a single move before the end of the first round. @2ITB_Buffalo @CMDeDominicis @sabrescoldtakes

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@Husaria Didn’t even take the full two years it seems either 😕

[Bill Szewc @bszewc]

Ahem, @sabrescoldtakes @boomertang

[TJ @tmaeder10]

@sabrescoldtakes finally got one! 🤣

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@ktsul139 Nicely done

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No they did not folks

[Jeff O’Neill @odognine2]

Tonight the Sabres do it folks.

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@MichaelParthum @CMDeDominicis Spoke too soon 😕

[NHL Opening Night!🏒 DJ! @dj_mitchell94]

@sabrescoldtakes

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Worth noting that I feel like such a dweeb cold taking @DBtBAnth for the the discrepancy between a 3rd and a 4th lmao Christ this franchise sucks in absolutely every way

[The Chartist Formerly Known as Anth @xBuffaloAnth]

Some of y’all are gonna be real disappointed when Staal’s return is a 4th round pick. #Sabres

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The best cold takes are always the ones that make a big bold claim, say “you’ll see why I can’t share my source,” then be proved wrong within 12-24 hours lmao

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Lol Sabres Facebook is at it again folks

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@SteadyRiot My guess is his buddy’s uncle’s cousin’s 2nd aunt twice removed is a Jofa rep

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Things have been pretty brutal for Sabres fans this season and cold taking people has lost its luster with the team being is hot garbage.

Feels pretty good to be back at it today though!

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Pt II:

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What is a major Buffalo sports moment, if not Mike Harrington’s bad takes preservering?

[97Rock @97RockBuffalo]

.@ByMHarrington on @MorningBull97: #Sabres head coaching hire smells like Kreuger won't be behind #Sabres bench for long. Seems like he'll be a "team president" or "hockey ops exec" in a couple years. Don't be surprised if Chris Taylor, @AmerksHockey coach is hired in 2 years.