Jennifer Palmer

Once upon a time I went to Yale Drama School. Then Yale Medical School. My medical license says I'm a Physician and Surgeon. In reality I'm a crazy cat lady.

[Jennifer Palmer @sabrinaflytrap]

BOOYAH! Trump Is Disqualified From the 2024 Ballot, Colorado Supreme Court Rules https://t.co/5g7UIuFsIJ

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YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING. Supreme Court Won’t Hear Case on Trump’s Immunity Defense for Now https://t.co/cb8yZKLK7M

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@RACSO40 @Variety Should we try? Wanna come to NYC?

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Trump’s G.O.P. Is a Confederacy of Fakers https://t.co/4aeHYliuXF

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Michigan progressives: you are being idiots threatening Joe Biden with a protest vote. He doesn't need the presidency. America needs him as president. Stop it.

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And it's happening. Again. Episode 89 - He's Alive https://t.co/dfLtgJ53Kx via @YouTube

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2024 is starting to feel like Quarter Quell.

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@EliseStefanik You do not care about antisemitism you just want to pit black people against Jews.

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@nypost @EliseStefanik This is @EliseStefanik pitting black people against Jews.

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BOOYAH! Trump Is Disqualified From the 2024 Ballot, Colorado Supreme Court Rules https://t.co/5g7UIuFsIJ

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Also: "Here’s South Park’s Eric Cartman singing O Holy Night while being shocked with a cattle prod. It’s one of our favorites." https://t.co/e5p9A62jF6

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From #TBS today: "Do yourself a favor and read this story about Allie Phillips who was denied an abortion in Tennessee and is now running for office." https://t.co/kiXzdl2ki7

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E.U. Leaders Agree to Open Membership Negotiations With Ukraine https://t.co/vZMM3sSiqV

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#TBS one on one with whole milk: "TBS: Thanks for joining us.
Milk: No problem. Big fan.
TBS: Thanks! So are you happy with what the House just did?
Milk: Are you fucking kidding? This is so fucking stupid.
TBS: Why do you think they care about you so much?
Milk: I’m white."

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Fave #TBS note of the day: "this goddamn motherfucking Supreme Court just announced it will hear the abortion pill case and we have steam coming out of our ears."

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Favorite #TBS note of the day: "If you haven’t noticed, we’re mostly doing Threads today. We can’t say we’ve quit the twitter habit for good, but that Alex Jones bullshit sure gave us a push in that direction."

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We desperately need a universal basic income so people do not sell their HIV and cancer meds to criminals.

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@chazzofsheckys Whoa

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Zelensky in da house!