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[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[sab @sabrinajacques]

@syd_the_catfish Dylan loves your twitter content 😂

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

End of an era

[is the kenobi trailer out? @kenobitrailer]

i think im gonna pass out

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

"It's unthinkable to me. It's almost treasonous. And it just makes me ill to see some of these people do that." - Sen. Mitt Romney reacts to pro-Putin sentiments from GOP members and some media outlets: https://t.co/S6ESuaj46b #CNNSOTU

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Russia alone is responsible for the death and destruction this attack will bring, and the United States and its Allies and partners will respond in a united and decisive way.

The world will hold Russia accountable.

[mr. b. @p_blade_]

Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.

[Ayoka @MysticxLipstick]

Capricorn, Aries, Libra, Cancer, Sagittarius:

Major blocks are being removed from your path right now. Chaos is creating order. You will gain a strong ally to help you along your way soon.

[avery @sunsetsapphics]

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

When protesters peacefully demonstrated in front of the White House, Donald Trump used violence to clear them out so he could have a photo op outside of a church he doesn’t worship at.

When a violent mob threatens lawmakers on Capitol Hill, Donald Trump does nothing.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

Capitol Police knew today was coming, was planned and announced weeks ago.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Note to the media: This is not a "protest." Do not describe it as a protest. This is an insurrection, an attempted coup, orchestrated and incited by the president of the United States. He and his enablers must be removed from office immediately.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Oh. So the police do know how to do that.

[The SWU Network @TheSWU]

This is the Way. #TheMandalorian

[Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202]

The vaccine is only 52% effective starting two weeks after the first dose. When you get the second dose, the vaccine is 91% effective seven days later. This is a reckless headline.

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

Everyone is getting pregnant or engaged and I’m having another drink

[Madison @madistewart00]

I like to boil in the shower like a lil lobster