Bro down, patriots. The Deep heroically gave his life saving his beloved marine animals from the Vought Pipeline, which to be clear, was a product of the corrupt Homelander administration. Dolphins and octopi everywhere are in mourning, and Manhandled Podcast is on pause until further notice.
Today, Vought can confirm that the traitor Stan Edgar is back in custody, thanks to some incredible tracking by the Deep and Dogknott. Stan has been taken from a swanky underground bunker where he was betraying America to an undisclosed maximum security location where he belongs!
Praise be, patriots, because Oh Father has rebranded Samaritanโs Embrace as The Democratic Church of America, effective immediately. And who else would be worthy to be its Prophet but the holiest of all, Homelander! More information on teachings, services and most importantly, how to donate, coming soon.
Internet trolls beware, your reckless behavior online will now have consequences! Moving forward, posting any unflattering Homelander memes will be flagged by Crime Analytics and you will have to answer for your crimes. Punishment may be even greater if you have also liked multiple Starlighter posts!
Following his recent bombshell press conference at Vought Tower, Soldier Boy was kind enough to answer a few follow-up questions for VNN. His eloquent, straight-shooting professionalism will make him a perfect fit for The Seven!
This Lordโs Day, we set our sights to the heavens above, and say โsee you soonโ to A-Train. As Homelander so eloquently put at his recent memorial service, โhe was a good friend, and used to be very fast.โ Thank you for everything, A-Train, it was a good run!
๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ ๐. ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐:๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐.๐๐.๐๐
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I donโt want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!