I would like to announce that I have fully recovered my two player roster by using my god given gaslighting abilities. I would like to thank my family and friends for making this possible for me. #lank
Men of the #beev I regret to inform that I have not only failed you guys but I have failed myself. When trying to juggle the roster last night two of my players happened to cross paths via my phone. I may not recover from this one and for that I am sorry. #reallynigga
Fat pieces of shit that don’t want to drink on a Wednesday because they “don’t feel like it” are the worst type of people. Do not surround ur self with those kind of #fags. #shrink those people.
@DavidmfGoggin Good to hear from you Dave. While you’ve been gone I’ve been honing my craft in jerking off and taking down 3’s like it’s my 9-5. #stayhard
Dumb blonde I brought home the other night threw up in my bed and didn’t tell me until the morning. Need help on what the best course of action to take is. I am currently holding back my inner Ray Rice. #fuck