John “The General” Pork

Texas A&M ‘89, beer enthusiast, boob lover, lacrosse hater, go Cowboys

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

How being recruited into the Cornell 7 must've felt like

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Sometimes there’s a sign that you have scrolled enough

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@GabeOwner911 Baltimore?

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find the Greek person:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.

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You’re a man, fuck you

[Grey @morally___grey]

1 year and 8 months on estrogen!!! 🥹☁️🩵 (and 13 days teehee 🤭)

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This dude is a fag. Hope nothing but the worst for him.

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@sacklefordstan I don’t know how you do it, I’d venture to say pure downright luck

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@keipuss1989 Not anymore! She had a heart attack watching a baseball team this shit

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@keipuss1989 did the cum sox think this was a charity softball game??

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@avisteinberg911 @GabeOwner911

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@Tarvolddavike @sacklefordstan Highland Park high school? I’ve heard of that school didn’t like Stafford, Kershaw, and Scheffler all go there?

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@Tarvolddavike Handle your substances weak ass

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@janedesires Yes

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Lacrosse is a middle school fad that I fell for. Fuck my chud life. #d3 #killme

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Amen

[Long John Ron @LongJohnRon6969]

This is a college tour not a gunna concert. What happened to my school.

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Two black women on espn trying to tell me what’s up with the nfl you DEFINITELY DO NOT KNOW BALL #shrink

[Claymore @PowerstrokeChad]

Why is everybody mad about Cornell now. I think this is perfect still??

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@Nugjokes @sacklefordstan @GabeOwner911 @DavidmfGoggin could this be a reference to us??

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@robbagatkinson Day one or one day

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Last time I did this my wife spanked me, of course, I have her more than she had bargained for

[straight edge derek @foidhanistan]

pants ALL the way down at the urinal #beastmode