Sam Moyer

Comedian
Philosopher
Paleontologist
Pussy Fart
zim/zer/ zuck my zick

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Patrick O’Neal on Kill Tony:

“Folks… Hitler was born on 4/20…

…and BOY did he like smokin J’s”

*40 seconds of laughter and applause

[Gay Costanza @NigBaby69]

Dyke Tyson

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

My asshole is not your playground

[Antelope Hill Publishing @AntelopeHill]

My government is not your synagogue

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

@IanCarrollShow Holy shit shut the fuck uppppp your grease wore off

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

Found my older sisters PSP years later and it was like a modern day centerfold. Got to work my shit in modern times with the flare of the past. Godspeed PSP.

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

What did you use your PSP's web browser for?

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

Dude with the surname name Muhammad thinks child rape is funny. Go figure.

[Belal Muhammad @bullyb170]

Did u swallow 9k of your brothers and sisters when your dad…

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Marriage is so scary because what if she has a younger and more attractive sister

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

The stripper loves my Bane impression

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

Its almost like sexually crazed lunatics witha a violently loose grip on reality arent rational actors. Mhmmmm strange.

[REDUXX @reduxx]

🚨The first openly transgender person elected to a US state legislature has been sentenced to 33 years in prison for child sexual exploitation.

Stacie Marie Laughton's defense had argued for a lower sentence on the basis of his possible "retardation."

https://t.co/Ak4eMzwJAk

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

“your honor, my client is a retarded tranny”

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

This is how I know without a doubt she’s a woman.

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

Why are her teeth trying to escape their flesh prison?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

Michelle Obama: "Me"

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?

[Sam Moyer @sadamoyer]

This dude is the epitome of being an absolute fag, no hate, pride month☺️

[yeet @Awk20000]

Hasan hits back at a chatter asking if he's the guy who shocked his dog

"I shocked ur mother's p-sy last night w my p- nis, omg I can't believe it (hits soundboard), I've never cmed so hard in my life..ya she's breaking up with ur dad..I'm ur father now, I'll F ur dad too..pride month"

[AF Post @AFpost]

To the shock of many, only 87 to 95% of the rape gang members in the UK were Muslim.

Follow: @AFpost

[josh @joshypooper]

blastoise but instead of water it's diarrhea and his names asstoise

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”