alex

I have yet to have an original thought

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[alex @sadgvng]

Seeing some of the worlds most interesting builds in Vegas

[alex @sadgvng]

When me and the drive thru girls nails clack

[gb @im_gayb]

28 year old in Chicago:

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They’re making me Shut the fuck up this week

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[swinky @swinkying]

the mold in my water bottle Told me to bite an electrical cord

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I feel embarrassed for people who need protein popcorn/soda/whatever to hit their protein goals. Like wait you're not beanmaxxing? Lmao brother. You're not Riding The Bean Horse? You child. Come to me when you have seen the face of Bean and have become Bean.

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[alex @sadgvng]

I like when drive thru workers decide ur done being fat and just tell you to pull up instead of asking anything else

[yanni @greeneyedtrin]

i be eating while watching the pitt i never gaf

[alex @sadgvng]

They’re gonna do another 911, watch me be right

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house

[eevee @tifa_glockhart]

Listening to bands I don’t like so I can better explain to ppl why they aren’t good

[alex @sadgvng]

I like to park in the employee section of the parking lot to establish my solidarity as a customer

[meg man @MegManClone]

Everyone on hinge looks like a person from my nightmares