kiwi maddog 20/20

today’s rainbow is tomorrow’s tamale

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. Sorry I don’t tweet much anymore but that’s just where my heads at

[aus!!🖤🗡️ mcrtx @em0mermaid]

how i’m moving during greg abbott’s moment of silence for NYC

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

not now

[Cloudbu$ter @kungfukenny2000]

Fuck with the queen it’s gonna cost ya

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

That’s Gerard Way

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

Trump returning from his long weekend

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

@Bray_erryday I can already tell that you know more than him

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

I’m only one-point-five episodes into the New Lena Dunham Show and it already has a goated soundtrack

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

The only reason why I’m still on this godforsaken app is to watch this in full every few days when it pops up on my TL

[𝒟𝒶𝓁𝑒 @dale_xcx]

Her using a red bull can to open another wow…. her mind

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

All of my internet crushes live in Chicago. Is that the hidden location of the himbo-dome I’ve been searching for ?

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

I know I’m in a bad mental state because I just started a Vanderpump Rules rewatch and have completely stopped watching movies

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

@Dan_Weinstock Good thing people got over that last week DAN smh

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

@kendalllives This happened to me three years ago and I’ve had one (1) seventy two cent ($0.72) raise since. I love being a spreadsheet jockey

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

Time and time again I prove to myself that I canonically love short kings. Where’s my 5’6 young Al Pacino lookalike? Where’s my lil Great Value version of Michael Angarano?

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

@tomatofan2 Only if we’re talking AFYCSO or pretty odd please I’m begging

[soli @solisolsoli]

Cats by Endre Penovác

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

Unironic Incubus phase

[max @lynchinist]

obsessed with tv shows at the moment and letting my letterboxd collect dust

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

Need to get drunk and eat a hotdog at yankee stadium like rn

[kiwi maddog 20/20 @sadison_cryers]

How do you tell someone that you’re depressed and want to k*ll yourself without being all dramatic like “I’m depressed and want to k*ll myself”