Liam

yikes

[Poob @PapaPoob]

Hosting a dinner party with my friends, having two glasses of wine, totally crushing it and making everyone crack up, and then going up to my room to silently die of alcohol poisoning like an old dog walking into the woods

[Liam @SadLem0n]

@Spsuperstar26 @DarkIxion Bro is an AI bot fr

[Poob @PapaPoob]

I thought his name was penis wise

[False Economy @falseeconomyorg]

@LeadingReport Land of the free!

[Liam @SadLem0n]

@PapaPoob Thank you for being the only reason i keep this foul app installed

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero for open carrying a rifle to a protest.

ALSO MAGA: Alex Pretti is a domestic terrorist for bringing a concealed handgun to a protest.

🤡

[Liam @SadLem0n]

@PapaPoob I need more Poob tweets. They are fr the only reason i have this app on my phone

[Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx]

This is why it’s important to speak up. Every word matters. Every trans life matters. You’re all important.

Please stay strong. You are strong.

[Liam @SadLem0n]

@longshotauthor Do you go to GenCon anymore? Saw you there in 2014 and have a few more people who have read your stuff since.

[Poob @PapaPoob]

Pulling a huge lever, sparks shoot as the device begins to purr. Steam blasts. “You FOOL, you will now have to face my PAIN ENGINE” A series of clicks and beeps whir as my apparatus of suffering roars to life. A hammer on a stick rapidly smashes the man’s hand over and over and o

[Poob @PapaPoob]

@maiamindel

[Karim @Bashar_Krayem]

@realDonaldTrump We destroy $10T of market capitalization to fix a $1T trade deficit

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

if i was an old timey villain i'd abduct the people responsible for the Corsair iCUE software and tie them to some railroad tracks.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

[SJM 🪖 @DMVCommanders]

@dom_lucre Looks like she went in to a gay bar wearing a MAGA hat. If you do that you’re going in there to antagonize and instigate. This is the reaction she wanted.

Queer people have a right to be afraid of MAGA. they’re actively trying to take away rights.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

This White House loves rape

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Here's what you didn't see in the edited video of Donald Trump getting hit with the reporter's microphone.

And BUH-lieve me, you're gonna want the SOUND UP for this ;)

[Femgirl Fishing🏳️‍⚧️🎣 @Femgirl_Fishing]

@cb_doge I think Elon musk should get hit with a big rock

[Femgirl Fishing🏳️‍⚧️🎣 @Femgirl_Fishing]

@RepNancyMace I’m gonna wack you with a 5 pound rainbow trout tonight start running Nancy

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

We’re under a tornado warning so my beautiful, fragile wife is hiding in the bathtub while I am prepared to be violently hurled into the sky much like a pagan sacrifice.